Minimum Wage just went up to $11.50 in Washington State. The price of milk is $2.68 a Gallon.

[Smitty-48]

As far as internet bogeyman corporations go, Monsanto's a meh, not a buy, even at a 14% discount.

Lockheed Martin on the other hand, $336 a share, up another 5%, dividend up to 2.38%, been on a tear, baby, Merica fuck yeah.

[Okeefenokee]

As far as internet bogeyman corporations go, Monsanto's a meh, not a buy, even at a 14% discount.

Lockheed Martin on the other hand, $336 a share, up another 5%, dividend up to 2.38%, been on a tear, baby, Merica fuck yeah.

That's the lesson learned. Reality kicks in the teeth of ideality. Ideality wouldn't be such a bitch if it didn't lie so every fucking day.

Got idealist opposition to Monsanto? Probably shouldn't repeat horseshit lies about Monsanto owning every farm in America. Once folks learn that's a load of bullshit, they ain't gonna listen to another word from you.

[Smitty-48]

Monsanto defies the wisdom of all stocks being up cause QE, hasn't done jack shit since it crashed in 2008, even the Trump bump was meh for Monsanto, it's a fuckin' dog. It's even got a shitty dividend at 1.80%

[Okeefenokee]

Monsanto defies the wisdom of all stocks being up cause QE, hasn't done jack shit since it crashed in 2008, even the Trump bump was meh for Monsanto.

Monsanto is the biggest threat humanity has ever faced. I know that because I watched multiple netflix documentaries featuring liz warren.

[Smitty-48]

Monsanto defies the wisdom of all stocks being up cause QE, hasn't done jack shit since it crashed in 2008, even the Trump bump was meh for Monsanto.

Monsanto is the biggest threat humanity has ever faced. I know that because I watched multiple netflic documentaries featuring liz warren.

Bayer is mooching around looking at buying them, then they'll be owned by the Nazis, super duper internet bogeyman corporation.

Bayer-Monsanto Gruppe, seig heil!

[Okeefenokee]

Monsanto defies the wisdom of all stocks being up cause QE, hasn't done jack shit since it crashed in 2008, even the Trump bump was meh for Monsanto.

Monsanto is the biggest threat humanity has ever faced. I know that because I watched multiple netflic documentaries featuring liz warren.

Bayer is mooching around looking at buying them, then they'll be owned by the Nazis, super duper internet bogeyman corporation.

Bayer-Monsanto Gruppe, seig heil!

Sieg Heil?

[Smitty-48]

I'm boarding a Pug right now actually, they are pretty cute and cuddly tbh.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I don’t have to eat computer processors, and if they all stopped working, I probably wouldn’t starve.

Same thing tho.

[jediuser598]

I got some jokes for ya.

So, was on a first date with this gal. She looks at me and asks, "if I were to fall, would you catch me?" I was like "woah, hold up now. That's asking for a lot of commitment. You weigh like 220, 230? Ain't no way I'm catching a 220 lb flying object. I'm not ready, I mean not that I don't like big women, I do, but some romantic gestures have weight limits. I'm going to have to start working out if we're heading that route. If the following dates go well, I'll start putting some hours in at the gym and we'll see what I can do." She didn't call back.

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When someone asks me my height, "6'5" in heels." Just add two inches to your height for this joke to work.

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Was working tonight pushing carts. See an empty cart next to a car, I stop and look at the guy, put my hand out as if to say, "I'll take it if you want." Guy looks at me, looks at the cart stall 5 feet away, takes his cart to the flower bed 50 feet away and puts it right in. I was a bit angry, I admit, walking along later I got to thinking, what if that was god?

[Hastur]