Investing Thread (Stocks, Crypto, Real Estate, Whatever)

[Fife]

Hey Hastur, here's a pretty cool $GME video I came across.

Power to the retards!

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR

[C-Mag]

Am I the only one that is thinking.....

Spring 2021 feels a helluva a lot like Fall 2008 ?

No.
Market is acting crazy right now.
Stocks with mediocre or bad fundamentals making positive price gaps and no one can say why.

Yo, everybody - Gold, silver, and real estate.
Own something you can touch till stuff settles down.
Get those stop loss orders in just to be safe.

Commodities are going nuts.

Lumber is up X4 in the last 9 months.

[DBTrek]

Hey Hastur, here's a pretty cool $GME video I came across.

Power to the retards!

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR

Excellent video, must watch if you're into investing.

[Ex-California]

This is one where I'm torn

On one hand stability is always better, but I love the dirty unwashed masses sticking it to the elites

[SuburbanFarmer]

This is one where I'm torn

On one hand stability is always better, but I love the dirty unwashed masses sticking it to the elites

It will only last another day or two. The elites will always get theirs in the end.

[DBTrek]

This is one where I'm torn

On one hand stability is always better, but I love the dirty unwashed masses sticking it to the elites

Look at it this way... the maybe it was the elites who left the rubes holding their short positions and then milked them like a herd of derp cows.

[C-Mag]

Hey Hastur, here's a pretty cool $GME video I came across.

Power to the retards!

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR

That's was great, I even understood it. Here's the stock https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gme
Sold short 138% 70 Million shares outstanding

For the first time short selling made sense to me, and all he had to do was speak normally, Dick in the Cookie Jar, and that Fuck Face from CNBC with foreign powers investing in a sad game company.

[Xenophon]

It's being coordinated here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/

How long before Reddit takes them down, you think?

Funny Quotes:

We are fucking your wife and even her boyfriend. Not because we are all gay (well some certainly are) but because we want to see you cry and lose everything you have.

A wholeheartedly fuck you from WSB!

[C-Mag]

It's being coordinated here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/

How long before Reddit takes them down, you think?

Funny Quotes:

We are fucking your wife and even her boyfriend. Not because we are all gay (well some certainly are) but because we want to see you cry and lose everything you have.

A wholeheartedly fuck you from WSB!

Oh man, that's fun.

I suspect globohomo Hedge funds are trying to get the guv to go after these Redditors

[C-Mag]