Non-bearded Brethren
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
Yeah, I mean, Messier is cool n' all, but I like having thick and luscious hair. <preens>
Nec Aspera Terrent
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Speaker to Animals
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
You might as well just drown yourself on a fishing trip once the hair falls out.
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
I think I'm good, my father died with a full head of hair, not even thinning.
Nec Aspera Terrent
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
Yeah, if anything my hair grows in too fast and thick. I wish there were a way to slow it down a little.
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
Me too, I have to get the barber to thin it or its too thick to manage.
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
I'm a North German Protestant, not an Eyetalian. Aryan body hair ftw.
Nec Aspera Terrent
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
I was actually a blond to start off with, my hair has gotten darker with age.
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Smitty-48
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
If I shaved off my beard and dyed my grey blond again, I bet you I would get carded at the liquor store.
This is why I don't mind the grey, because I actually look twenty five years younger than I am.
This is why I don't mind the grey, because I actually look twenty five years younger than I am.
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Nec Aspera Terrent
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Re: Non-bearded Brethren
Did you hear the one about the Italian girl who got in trouble?
She tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
She tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
