Masculinity
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SuburbanFarmer
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Re: Masculinity
When the battering ram ain’t enough.
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Montegriffo
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Re: Masculinity
Flywheel trebuchets are where it's at now.DrYouth wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:16 pm Incoming Trebuchet content...
Head for the bunker.
Ready the bucket brigade.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Tennis balls?!? How the fuck am I destroying the Eccles Building with tennis balls??Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:08 pmFlywheel trebuchets are where it's at now.DrYouth wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:16 pm Incoming Trebuchet content...
Head for the bunker.
Ready the bucket brigade.
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Montegriffo
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Re: Masculinity
A heavier ball will go even further.SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:48 pmTennis balls?!? How the fuck am I destroying the Eccles Building with tennis balls??Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:08 pmFlywheel trebuchets are where it's at now.DrYouth wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:16 pm Incoming Trebuchet content...
Head for the bunker.
Ready the bucket brigade.
Saying that, I wouldn't want to stand in front of a 180mph tennis ball.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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SuburbanFarmer
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I mean it’s cute, but... America can do better.Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:55 pmA heavier ball will go even further.SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:48 pmTennis balls?!? How the fuck am I destroying the Eccles Building with tennis balls??
Saying that, I wouldn't want to stand in front of a 180mph tennis ball.
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Montegriffo
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Yeah that's pretty good.SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 9:40 pmI mean it’s cute, but... America can do better.Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:55 pmA heavier ball will go even further.SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:48 pm
Tennis balls?!? How the fuck am I destroying the Eccles Building with tennis balls??
Saying that, I wouldn't want to stand in front of a 180mph tennis ball.
Dangerous as fuck too, looks like it could fly apart and kill everybody around it. I approve.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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DrYouth
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Re: Masculinity
I was hospitalized for two days after my meltdown.
And they came after my firearm.
But we held them at bay... It was an interesting process.
I have retained possession of my Remington 3006.
The Firearms Karens were always very polite and respectful.
My Psychiatrist was super chill... completed the paper work very efficiently... not too onerous.
Even with the Police and College at my throat... it wasn't very difficult to keep my gun.
And they came after my firearm.
But we held them at bay... It was an interesting process.
I have retained possession of my Remington 3006.
The Firearms Karens were always very polite and respectful.
My Psychiatrist was super chill... completed the paper work very efficiently... not too onerous.
Even with the Police and College at my throat... it wasn't very difficult to keep my gun.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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SuburbanFarmer
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Re: Masculinity
Even in Canada, they know not to fuck with a mans protection. That says something.
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DrYouth
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Well...SuburbanFarmer wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:20 pm Even in Canada, they know not to fuck with a mans protection. That says something.
They are perfectly willing to fuck with it, if you give them a reason to... and I did give them reasons.
But if you can demonstrate you are of sound mind... which I turned out to be in the end.
Then they will back off.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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The Conservative
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We do this for fun, imagine if we got serious?Montegriffo wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:57 amYeah that's pretty good.SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 9:40 pmI mean it’s cute, but... America can do better.Montegriffo wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:55 pm
A heavier ball will go even further.
Saying that, I wouldn't want to stand in front of a 180mph tennis ball.
Dangerous as fuck too, looks like it could fly apart and kill everybody around it. I approve.
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