Dankula Weighs in on Being Convicted for His Dog’s Politics

[Speaker to Animals]

It's the soundtrack to Monty's life, right up to the point where Count Dankula drops the match.

[Speaker to Animals]

Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

Karma police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is
Making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us

Karma police
I've given all I can
It's not enough
I've given all I can
But we're still on the payroll

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us

For a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself

For a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself

[Speaker to Animals]

I mean.. faggots like Monty just made this guy into the next Harambe, and he is going to become a martyr. If this guy goes to prison, you guys are going to become the fascists as far as the world is concerned. I hope you realize that now. Don't be surprised when the rest of the world reacts in shock and disgust towards your fascist regime.

[Smitty-48]

He's a Scottish Bolshie, caught in a web of his own making, just desserts, wot?

I'd give him a couple months in the brig, just for those "tribal" earrings.

Hipster Millennial who says he wanted Bernie Sanders to win, gets burned by big government overreach?

Sits around on Youtube acting the clown and complaining about "SJWs", while he supports who again? Labour? SNP?

He's the classic "Left-Libertarian" who supports a massive centrally planned faireys and unicorns government, but somehow imagines it would never run amok.

And then he gets railroaded by the overweening nanny state?

Karmic justice, served. <gavels>

[Montegriffo]

He's a Scottish Bolshie, caught in a web of his own making, just desserts, wot?

I'd give him a couple months in the brig, just for those "tribal" earrings.

Hipster Millennial who says he wanted Bernie Sanders to win, gets burned by big government overreach?

Sits around on Youtube acting the clown and complaining about "SJWs", while he supports who again? Labour? SNP?

He's the classic "Left-Libertarian" who supports a massive centrally planned faireys and unicorns government, but somehow imagines it would never run amok.

And then he gets railroaded by the overweening nanny state?

Karmic justice, served. <gavels>

Jail is too much. 200 hrs community service cleaning public toilets should be enough to make him rethink his life choices.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Public toilets?

Godamn communists.

[clubgop]

He's a Scottish Bolshie, caught in a web of his own making, just desserts, wot?

I'd give him a couple months in the brig, just for those "tribal" earrings.

Hipster Millennial who says he wanted Bernie Sanders to win, gets burned by big government overreach?

Sits around on Youtube acting the clown and complaining about "SJWs", while he supports who again? Labour? SNP?

He's the classic "Left-Libertarian" who supports a massive centrally planned faireys and unicorns government, but somehow imagines it would never run amok.

And then he gets railroaded by the overweening nanny state?

Karmic justice, served. <gavels>

Jail is too much. 200 hrs community service cleaning public toilets should be enough to make him rethink his life choices.

Leftist whore, what you always were. I was always right about you I have got you pegged.

Raping refugee- cultural misunderstanding

Nazi Pug- enemy of the state.

[Montegriffo]

Public toilets?

Godamn communists.

Shitting in the streets is frowned upon in the nanny state.
Damn these old fashioned taboos, they should be broken for the sake of low taxes.

[Smitty-48]

He's a Scottish Bolshie, caught in a web of his own making, just desserts, wot?

I'd give him a couple months in the brig, just for those "tribal" earrings.

Hipster Millennial who says he wanted Bernie Sanders to win, gets burned by big government overreach?

Sits around on Youtube acting the clown and complaining about "SJWs", while he supports who again? Labour? SNP?

He's the classic "Left-Libertarian" who supports a massive centrally planned faireys and unicorns government, but somehow imagines it would never run amok.

And then he gets railroaded by the overweening nanny state?

Karmic justice, served. <gavels>

Jail is too much. 200 hrs community service cleaning public toilets should be enough to make him rethink his life choices.

He's an idealistic Millennial, he wants to do community service, that's not a punishment. 200 days in the hole, solitary confinement.

Post Soviet Marxist State; you wanted more government, Millennial's? Suck on the fire hose.

[Okeefenokee]

He's a Scottish Bolshie, caught in a web of his own making, just desserts, wot?

I'd give him a couple months in the brig, just for those "tribal" earrings.

Hipster Millennial who says he wanted Bernie Sanders to win, gets burned by big government overreach?

Sits around on Youtube acting the clown and complaining about "SJWs", while he supports who again? Labour? SNP?

He's the classic "Left-Libertarian" who supports a massive centrally planned faireys and unicorns government, but somehow imagines it would never run amok.

And then he gets railroaded by the overweening nanny state?

Karmic justice, served. <gavels>

Jail is too much. 200 hrs community service cleaning public toilets should be enough to make him rethink his life choices.

Sad part is I told all of you years ago what a disgusting puddle of bile he was for his totalitarian views, but it took seeing his support for this thought crime conviction for most people to see it also.

He was telling everyone who he was the whole time. Guess y'all thought he was just joking.