Hurricane Harvey

[Speaker to Animals]

Which one is pickled?

I suppose you pickle either kind.

[Fife]

Happy as a hard shell clam or a soft shell clam?

Or as a hard-ankle?

Speaking of soft shells.... I'm thinking of some sashimi and soft-shell crab this afternoon. Maybe a dozen oysters on the half, for my hard-shell requirement.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm thinking of going fishing. But I'm too hungover to move. I suppose I could die in a Walmart parking lot. Don't send help

[Speaker to Animals]

It might not be worth fishing after a hurricane. But you certainly can go to the beach now. This is when Floridians hit the beach to look for gold. Though in Texas you are likely only to find garbage washing ashore.

After a big storm, fish are like

[TheReal_ND]

I'm just hoping we make the Katrina niggers leave this time

[TheReal_ND]

I don't trust CNN much these days anyway. Let's hear wha AJ has to say

[adwinistrator]

Happy as a hard shell clam or a soft shell clam?

Or as a hard-ankle?

Speaking of soft shells.... I'm thinking of some sashimi and soft-shell crab this afternoon. Maybe a dozen oysters on the half, for my hard-shell requirement.

I had soft shell lobster along the coast of NH once. Pretty rare, as they harden within a few days.

Two 1.5 lbs beasts. Didn't need crackers or scissors, just used my hands.

Big mistake.

It was the best lobster I've ever had in my life. No reason to eat lobster in my city anymore. Twice as expensive, half as good.

[TheReal_ND]

[Okeefenokee]

Did I call it, or did I call it?

[C-Mag]

Keith Olberman to Betsy Devos

The Hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are,
Motherfucker

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