SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

You're all asexual, you don't even like talking about this stuff like us

You'd rather just talk about Trump or whatever, and stare at your phones, who knew?

Buncha dorks 9000

[Smitty-48]

In this video here, this is 99% Dorothy Paisana, this is what she looks like

[Montegriffo]

Pie's in the oven. I had to use some of the vigin olive oil from my mate's place in Portugal for the pastry because I'm low on butter. That's top quality cold pressed oil, would be ten quid a pint if I bought something like it in the shops. It will be interesting to see how it comes out.
He phoned me today from Portugal, he's a tent man, provides marquees for festivals etc and his summer has been fucked by the bug so he's just staying out there and planting vegetables.
I've not been out to his place yet but it's in the Douro Valley which is where they produce the wine they make port with so I'd really like to see it.
In fact, he said today that he needs someone to drive the old Mercedes truck I sold him out there this year so I might even get a free trip.



Castles, port and fresh olives straight from the tree, what's not to love.

[StCapps]

Dorothy Paisana is dead ringer for Adele

I tell Mrs Smitty "she just hasn't met her Smitty, I could get those panties off her, bet dat"

"Ewwwww !!!!"

I had similar thoughts, however, not Muh Apollonia Baby Momma, and I want the real deal, so kind of a long term dealbreaker there

We're all Generation X, we are too old for you kids, you are stuck with the Millennials

You're all asexual, you don't even like talking about this stuff like us

You'd rather just talk about Trump or whatever, and stare at your phones, who knew?

Buncha dorks 9000

Perhaps a real early iGen too

Less dorks in that generation it seems, and that fits with the younger girl six-sevenish year gap we we're talking about

Works for you, works for my dad, a sign from JRJ perhaps?

[Smitty-48]

I had similar thoughts, however, not Muh Apollonia Baby Momma, and I want the real deal, so kind of a long term dealbreaker there

We're all Generation X, we are too old for you kids, you are stuck with the Millennials

You're all asexual, you don't even like talking about this stuff like us

You'd rather just talk about Trump or whatever, and stare at your phones, who knew?

Buncha dorks 9000

Perhaps a real early iGen too

Less dorks in that generation it seems, and that fits with the younger girl six-sevenish year gap we we're talking about

Works for you, works for my dad, a sign from JRJ perhaps?

There are exceptions of course, shotty going last

My Da was a dawg, all he did was talk about putty, every conquest in detail

He would be in the kitchen telling me what he'd like to do with Mrs Smitty if he could get me out of the picture

[StCapps]

There are exceptions of course, shotty going last

Indeed, shotty going last ftw

Diamonds in the rough totally exist, they are just even harder to find among Millenials than most generations

My Da was a dawg, all he did was talk about putty, every conquest in detail

He would be in the kitchen telling me what he'd like to do with Mrs Smitty if he could get me out of the picture

Those must have been interesting conversations to say the least

[Smitty-48]

There are exceptions of course, shotty going last

Indeed, shotty going last ftw

Diamonds in the rough totally exist, they are just even harder to find among Millenials than most generations

My Da was a dawg, all he did was talk about putty, every conquest in detail

He would be in the kitchen telling me what he'd like to do with Mrs Smitty if he could get me out of the picture

Those must have been interesting conversations to say the least

Oh he knew what he was doing, everything he said he would do, I went home after and did it to her /protips

[StCapps]

There are exceptions of course, shotty going last

Indeed, shotty going last ftw

Diamonds in the rough totally exist, they are just even harder to find among Millenials than most generations

My Da was a dawg, all he did was talk about putty, every conquest in detail

He would be in the kitchen telling me what he'd like to do with Mrs Smitty if he could get me out of the picture

Those must have been interesting conversations to say the least

Oh he knew what he was doing, everything he said he would do, I went home after and did it to her /protips

Like I say, don't get insecure, take it as a compliment and steal the good material

protips ftw

[Smitty-48]

Indeed, shotty going last ftw

Diamonds in the rough totally exist, they are just even harder to find among Millenials than most generations



Those must have been interesting conversations to say the least

Oh he knew what he was doing, everything he said he would do, I went home after and did it to her /protips

Like I say, don't get insecure, take it as a compliment and steal the good material

protips ftw

I never took offence, he was my best friend, he just loved that putty more than anything

Like I say, he had great ideas, he was a master of the putty, I studied at his foot

[StCapps]

Oh he knew what he was doing, everything he said he would do, I went home after and did it to her /protips

Like I say, don't get insecure, take it as a compliment and steal the good material

protips ftw

I never took offence, he was my best friend, he just loved that putty more than anything

Like I say, he had great ideas, he was a master of the putty, I studied at his foot

And now I get to lift both of your material, muahahaha

Some innocent nubile brunette qt is going to thank you for it