NHL 2017 -Official Discussion Thread

[StCapps]

So you prefer jungle hockey and throwing out the rule book. Hey cross checks for everybody! You're an idiot.

Call penalties, but pussy shit doesn't cut it in the playoffs. You have to make a point of making the other team hate playing against you, or you aren't going to win. That's not jungle hockey, that's playoff hockey. You can't win by with pure speed and finesse in the playoffs because other teams have those things too. If you can't slow them down and frustrate them while they can slow you down and frustrate you, then you're boned.

A big reason why you're Pens are facing a Game 7 right now, they ran into a team that's almost as fast, but they can play hard-nosed hockey when they need to slow down the Pens, and the Pens can't do the same without blocking shots and shutting down the breakout like they did in the first two games. This series has been all Caps since Game 3, ever since the Caps got physical and finally started getting their breakout going. The TSN turning point in the series may have been the Crosby hit, but that is far from the only reason this one has turned against the Pens heading into Game 7.

[SilverEagle]

So you prefer jungle hockey and throwing out the rule book. Hey cross checks for everybody! You're an idiot.

Call penalties, but pussy shit doesn't cut it in the playoffs. You have to make a point of making the other team hate playing against you, or you aren't going to win. That's not jungle hockey, that's playoff hockey. You can't win by with pure speed and finesse in the playoffs because other teams have those things too. If you can't slow them down and frustrate them while they can slow you down and frustrate you, then you're boned.

A big reason why you're Pens are facing a Game 7 right now, they ran into a team that's almost as fast, but they can play hard-nosed hockey when they need to slow down the Pens, and the Pens can't do the same without blocking shots and shutting down the breakout like they did in the first two games. This series has been all Caps since Game 3, ever since the Caps got physical and finally started getting their breakout going. The TSN turning point in the series may have been the Crosby hit, but that is far from the only reason this one has turned against the Pens heading into Game 7.

It Jungle hockey moron. Get your head out of your maple syrup ass and then maybe you can see it. I mean why even have a fucking rule book when you don't call shit.

[StCapps]

It Jungle hockey moron. Get your head out of your maple syrup ass and then maybe you can see it. I mean why even have a fucking rule book when you don't call shit.

The problem with SilverEagle here is that he thinks the NHL rules should be structured to suit the Pens strengths and mitigate their weaknesses. The refs have been fine this series, they certainly haven't been out to get the Pens in any way, SilverBasketballFaggot is just a butt hurt Pens fans, he doesn't even know the fucking rule book, he's just pissed the Hockey Gods have turned against his team, so he lashes out.

[SilverEagle]

It Jungle hockey moron. Get your head out of your maple syrup ass and then maybe you can see it. I mean why even have a fucking rule book when you don't call shit.

The problem with SilverEagle here is that he thinks the NHL rules should be structured to suit the Pens strengths and mitigate their weaknesses. The refs have been fine this series, they certainly haven't been out to get the Pens in any way, SilverBasketballFaggot is just a butt hurt Pens fans, he doesn't even know the fucking rule book, he's just pissed the Hockey Gods have turned against his team, so he lashes out.

1. I know the rule book ass but the ref/NHL refuse to enforce them.
2. There are no hockey gods because I insulted the living shit out of those non existent asscookies and the Pens won game 7.
3. Again the Pens won.....where is your team StCapps?

[StCapps]

1. I know the rule book ass but the ref/NHL refuse to enforce them.

No they enforce them, you're just a bitch and can't take the rough stuff. It's not a penalty every time a Penguin gets touched, regardless of what you happen to think.

2. There are no hockey gods because I insulted the living shit out of those non existent asscookies and the Pens won game 7.

The Hockey Gods simply wanted to smite the Caps first. You're team is only half way there and they looked like shit this round. They'll get around to smiting you, the more you deny their existence the more likely it is that you'll be smited. It will be extra awesome if the Hockey Gods were just waiting so Methot could get his revenge on Crosby for chopping his finger off.

3. Again the Pens won.....where is your team StCapps?

We lost the draft lottery. The Hockey Gods told us to fuck off for now. That's the way she goes.

[SilverEagle]

1. I know the rule book ass but the ref/NHL refuse to enforce them.

No they enforce them, you're just a bitch and can't take the rough stuff. It's not a penalty every time a Penguin gets touched, regardless of what you happen to think.

2. There are no hockey gods because I insulted the living shit out of those non existent asscookies and the Pens won game 7.

The Hockey Gods simply wanted to smite the Caps first. You're team is only half way there and they looked like shit this round. They'll get around to smiting you, the more you deny their existence the more likely it is that you'll be smited. It will be extra awesome if the Hockey Gods were just waiting so Methot could get his revenge on Crosby for chopping his finger off.

3. Again the Pens won.....where is your team StCapps?

We lost the draft lottery. The Hockey Gods told us to fuck off for now. That's the way she goes.

Looked like shit? Game 6 they did but that was it and a game does not make a series last time I checked. This series had the best two teams going head to head so.............fuck off you don't know hockey.

[StCapps]

The Caps were the better team for most of the that series. Fleury stole two games, Game 4 and Game 7, that's the only reason your team is even advancing right now. You should be thanking the Hockey Gods profusely, not denying their existence, they saved the Pens ass in round 2, but they can turn against you in the remaining rounds just as easily.

The Pens inability to play well from the start of Game 3 to the third period of Game 7, that is not a good sign moving forward, especially their performance in five of the last six periods that they've played in that series. You should be worried, yet you act like the ultimate homer and think your team is playing great no matter what. They got run out the rink, but the Caps choked and couldn't find the back of the net, so you advance anyway.

Gloat it up, it will never come back to bite you in the ass before this is all over.

[SilverEagle]

The Caps were the better team for most of the that series. Fleury stole two games, Game 4 and Game 7, that's the only reason your team is even advancing right now. You should be thanking the Hockey Gods profusely, not denying their existence, they saved the Pens ass in round 2, but they can turn against you in the remaining rounds just as easily.

The Pens inability to play well from the start of Game 3 to the third period of Game 7, that is not a good sign moving forward, especially their performance in five of the last six periods that they've played in that series. You should be worried, yet you act like the ultimate homer and think your team is playing great no matter what. They got run out the rink, but the Caps choked and couldn't find the back of the net, so you advance anyway.

Gloat it up, it will never come back to bite you in the ass before this is all over.

Bitch please! 87, 71, and 81 will find the net as easy as Fleury found your wife's five hole.

[StCapps]

The Eastern Conference is even worse than I thought, after that series. The NHL Conferences aren't as lopsided as the NBA Conferences in favor of the West, at least the NHL has two good teams in the East, instead of just one, but it's still pretty bad.

Still you seem to be mistaking the Pittsburgh Penguins for the Cleveland Cavaliers, despite the Pens chances of winning paling in comparison to the Cavs chances.

[SilverEagle]

The Eastern Conference is even worse than I thought, after that series. The NHL Conferences aren't as lopsided as the NBA Conferences in favor of the West, at least the NHL has two good teams in the East, instead of just one, but it's still pretty bad.

WTF does that have to do with the weather in Mexico?

Pens have nobody left in there way, period!