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[Okeefenokee]

Literally Lenin.

What? Overthrow the Russian Empire? Balderdash. You couldn't overthrow a starbucks.

Such a glorious warrior for Freedum.

What? Because I don't think a welfare socialist is on par with those who wrested the reigns of empires?

You ain't Hitler, nor Lenin. You're simply the pick-your-color shirted goon that follows them, but even that is giving you too much credit. You're the chickenshit that comes to the door to wave the banner when they march past, waiting for the payoff when they secure for you the bennies you wouldn't in a million years work to attain yourself.

You're gonna sit there waiting for the glorious revolution to drop it all at your feet. Never once imagining that revolutionaries hate, first and foremost, those cowards who sit out the fight in hopes of capitalizing on the victory.

[SuburbanFarmer]

What? Overthrow the Russian Empire? Balderdash. You couldn't overthrow a starbucks.

Such a glorious warrior for Freedum.

What? Because I don't think a welfare socialist is on par with those who wrested the reigns of empires?

You ain't Hitler, nor Lenin. You're simply the pick-your-color shirted goon that follows them, but even that is giving you too much credit. You're the chickenshit that comes to the door to wave the banner when they march past, waiting for the payoff when they secure for you the bennies you wouldn't in a million years work to attain yourself.

You're gonna sit there waiting for the glorious revolution to drop it all at your feet. Never once imagining that revolutionaries hate, first and foremost, those cowards who sit out the fight in hopes of capitalizing on the victory.

You're so right. I'm a total coward. You should prove your manliness to me, by charging forward into glorious battle. I'm waving a banner right now.

[Okeefenokee]

Such a glorious warrior for Freedum.

What? Because I don't think a welfare socialist is on par with those who wrested the reigns of empires?

You ain't Hitler, nor Lenin. You're simply the pick-your-color shirted goon that follows them, but even that is giving you too much credit. You're the chickenshit that comes to the door to wave the banner when they march past, waiting for the payoff when they secure for you the bennies you wouldn't in a million years work to attain yourself.

You're gonna sit there waiting for the glorious revolution to drop it all at your feet. Never once imagining that revolutionaries hate, first and foremost, those cowards who sit out the fight in hopes of capitalizing on the victory.

You're so right. I'm a total coward. You should prove your manliness to me, by charging forward into glorious battle. I'm waving a banner right now.

You're quite a few years late on the banner waving. My homecoming parades were years ago.

[SuburbanFarmer]

What? Because I don't think a welfare socialist is on par with those who wrested the reigns of empires?

You ain't Hitler, nor Lenin. You're simply the pick-your-color shirted goon that follows them, but even that is giving you too much credit. You're the chickenshit that comes to the door to wave the banner when they march past, waiting for the payoff when they secure for you the bennies you wouldn't in a million years work to attain yourself.

You're gonna sit there waiting for the glorious revolution to drop it all at your feet. Never once imagining that revolutionaries hate, first and foremost, those cowards who sit out the fight in hopes of capitalizing on the victory.

You're so right. I'm a total coward. You should prove your manliness to me, by charging forward into glorious battle. I'm waving a banner right now.

You're quite a few years late on the banner waving. My homecoming parades were years ago.

I'm waving it really fast now. Go forth for glory, noble warrior. Make us proud.

[Okeefenokee]

You're so right. I'm a total coward. You should prove your manliness to me, by charging forward into glorious battle. I'm waving a banner right now.

You're quite a few years late on the banner waving. My homecoming parades were years ago.

I'm waving it really fast now. Go forth for glory, noble warrior. Make us proud.

Where? Venezuela? You wanna mortgage your home to send the pinestraw militia down there with some guns? Lemme know.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You're quite a few years late on the banner waving. My homecoming parades were years ago.

I'm waving it really fast now. Go forth for glory, noble warrior. Make us proud.

Where? Venezuela? You wanna mortgage your home to send the pinestraw militia down there with some guns? Lemme know.

Already did. About a quarter of my money pays for your MREs and rifle. Go use them and bring me back some oil profits. Exxon salutes you.

[Okeefenokee]

I'm waving it really fast now. Go forth for glory, noble warrior. Make us proud.

Where? Venezuela? You wanna mortgage your home to send the pinestraw militia down there with some guns? Lemme know.

Already did. About a quarter of my money pays for your MREs and rifle. Go use them and bring me back some oil profits. Exxon salutes you.

Not me fuckstick. You're paying for gender reassignment.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Where? Venezuela? You wanna mortgage your home to send the pinestraw militia down there with some guns? Lemme know.

Already did. About a quarter of my money pays for your MREs and rifle. Go use them and bring me back some oil profits. Exxon salutes you.

Not me fuckstick. You're paying for gender reassignment.

Waving my banner really fucking hard now. Please go find an IED and save our Freedum!

[The Conservative]

On that note...

[SuburbanFarmer]

Still tying this situation to a standard "Soshulizm" economy, I see. Carry on then.