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SuburbanFarmer wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:24 pm Attended the Festival of the Fish today. Nice fireworks show, shitty excuses for food. Kids had a great time in the bouncy castle. Good times.
Lucky Monte wasn't there or he would have taken the castle with his trebuchet
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Bouncy castles are trebuchet proof as the projectiles bounce back. That's why they were invented.
However longbows are more than a match for them.
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I've been up all morning getting drunk. I took a brief nap and couldn't sleep. But this must be the quietest morning I could expect to experience here in midtown. I think the verdict is in. Fathers just want to SLEEP
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It's definitely a rough day.
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Here's to ya Boys
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Fathers don't need flowers, gadgets or a fuss made today. Just time for the simple pleasures in life.
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The best thing society can do for fathers today is to give us back our children. Thanks.
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The best father’s day is when fathers are left the fuck alone to enjoy the day.

:) happy Dad Joke Day.
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Best Dad joke on the radio today...

Just got back from the funeral of a guy who died when he was hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
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Got more kids running around this house than I know what to do with.

Time to get ripped.

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