Brazil and USA Best Bros 4-Ever!!

[clubgop]

Viagra gives you the operational radius of action to drop multiple orgasms on the target.

I'm not into finger banging, I just want to fuck.

You don't take a full Viagra, just take half, that's more than enough.

When you're rock hard, just slow down and enjoy the scenery, what's the rush?

If you're not feeling it, switch to blowjob for awhile. I mean, duh.

No finger banging, hands are for pulling hair.

Apex predator male dominance, grab that pony tail and giver.

What mg are you taking?

[Smitty-48]

What mg are you taking?

Doesn't say on the bottle, it's generic, but same size and shape as brand name.

[Speaker to Animals]

Those Brazillian Ho's often don't age well neither.

Ever seen a Brazilian Cougar?

Yeesh.

That's the problem. Hispanic women get fat and ugly faster than it takes an egg to boil. After they are 30, they fall off an aesthetic cliff and putrefy faster than a carton of milk left out in the Atacama desert.

They are not as horrific as American women on a lot of levels, dude.

What they don't teach kids in school about the history of the white man, which is painfully obvious once you sit down and consider it, is that much of the world we see today, and most of the great eras of exploration and conquest, were the results of white men trying to escape the horror of white women.

Brazil, literally, is the result of Portuguese men opting out of the white race. Do you think they couldn't figure out how to bring white women to South America?? LOL

[Smitty-48]

Ever since I've been getting this gubment dope, I haven't bothered with Viagra, nothing makes me get wood more than THC, I'm randy as a badger at all times when I'm blasted, I get a chubb dog just thinking about putty.

[Speaker to Animals]

And another thing.. much of the fucked up shit you see in American history is the result of white women chasing our forefathers across the God damned Atlantic and criminalizing chasing Indian tail. Miscegenation laws: white women demanded it. Puritanical laws: white Puritan women who were actually the ones who ran Puritan society. Anti-prostitution laws: white women did that. Prohibition and the criminalization of the ganja: white women.

Why do you think American men kept heading west into the expanding frontier? They couldn't take white women with them.

[Smitty-48]

I had a fling with a Mohawk chick.

I frankly thought she was Irish by the look of her. She had red hair, I thought she was just well tanned.

She said we could have a little fun, but that Mohawks don't cotton white men dating their women, so it's not going anywhere.

[Smitty-48]

As for the white women church ladies?

Some of them are cute, some of them are not.

The cute ones, who are classy, and make money too?

What's not to love?

[Smitty-48]

My wife is actually a militant atheist.

She refuses to acknowledge the existence of a Divine Watchmaker, never mind the God of the Hebrews.

Doesn't interfere with our sex life tho.

Let the sexual tension build.

[Speaker to Animals]

Our own history is nothing but white men trying to escape these bitches and them chasing us across the world. They even chased us into space. They could not even let us have that to ourselves.

I long for the sweet refuge of a hot Brazilian woman's bosom, or those thick ass cheeks too.

[Smitty-48]

Thing is tho, my wife just happens to be my Dorothy Gale dream girl who I fall in love with at first sight, and then she turns out to be my perfect match after getting to know each other for only a few hours?

What are the odds?

Smacks of Intelligent Design.

Divine Watchmaker?

God of the Hebrews?