jediuser598 wrote:Terrorism is already illegal in the United States.JohnDonne wrote:Just imagine a jihadi walking his four blondes on a leash to the dildo store, and you’ll get an idea of where we’re headed as a nationSpeaker to Animals wrote:
You just quoted proof:
You are for treating our nation and indeed our entire civilization like a God damned brothel for jihadis.
If you want to ban walking four blondes on a leash to the dildo store, I mean, sure go for it. Not sure how far you'd get with that or how constitutional that would be.
If that's the worst the future has to offer though, I'd consider ourselves lucky.
It’s Tuesday, may 23, 2029. You wake up, brush your teeth, read the Persian daily, eat some halal breakfast sausages, and spend four hours on your prayer mat, lying prostrate as per ordinance CFR. 57533.678 of New Afghanistan. The camera/T.V. is blaring some news story in Arabic, apparently the last of the rebels were caught and beheaded on site. You know it’s good news but it makes you sad for some reason. You’re trying to picture Allah's face when you hear the vibrations of rap music and a car pulling up. A few seconds later comes the knock. You almost forget to move, just a twitch of the eye, nerves. You answer. it’s Ahmed. He’s wearing sunglasses, his arms are folded and he doesn’t smile. You feel warmly towards Ahmed. Something about his humorless scowl and long bejeweled fingers makes him appear to you like a big fuzzy teddy bear. It’s the opposite of how you feel when you look in the mirror, or at your family, or see another genetic infidel hauling hummus drums on his back.jediuser598 wrote:Terrorism is already illegal in the United States.JohnDonne wrote:Just imagine a jihadi walking his four blondes on a leash to the dildo store, and you’ll get an idea of where we’re headed as a nationSpeaker to Animals wrote:
You just quoted proof:
You are for treating our nation and indeed our entire civilization like a God damned brothel for jihadis.
If you want to ban walking four blondes on a leash to the dildo store, I mean, sure go for it. Not sure how far you'd get with that or how constitutional that would be.
If that's the worst the future has to offer though, I'd consider ourselves lucky.
You begin as all conversations begin, by praising Allah and Mohammed and the martyrs. This formality over, you yack lightly about the Koran, that new falafel truck down the street, and politely offer Ahmed his choice of your daughters. Ahmed gestures with a flick of his wrist, signaling for them to be brought out. His former NFL linebacker eunuchs comply, and all three of your teenage daughters are dragged out of bed by their hair and slapped around and presented to Ahmed. You feel somewhat ashamed of them, that they might not be good enough, or that they might be racists and thus prove you to be a racist. You know in your heart if that were the case you would kill yourself, and them. Ahmed adjusts his crotch and with a bored, contemptuous expression points at the youngest one, who begins weeping. A snap of his fingers later, Ahmed’s slaves wrap her in a burka and tuck her into the overflowing cart containing Ahmed’s concubine. He examines your abode for anything worth pillaging. He sees nothing of value, and spits to show his contempt. You and your wife live as paupers and Ahmed is clothed in gold, his chariot is gold and his castle are gold, in other words, he’s doing average for the Turban class. You smile proudly as your daughter is escorted away, your eyes begin to overflow with tears, you realize you are being awkward and you quickly offer your wife’s body for the taking. Ahmed yawns and seems dissatisfied. You know what this means, it’s the moment you anticipated since hearing the knock. You dutifully lift your tunic and offer yourself to him, to indicate his complete domination. Ahmed exercises his right to the white father’s anus, your anus, but he is very gentle, and you thank him profusely while praising allah and the martyrs, and Mohammed.