You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[Smitty-48]

Gals like that are nice to look at, I won't lie, but do I pine after them? Nah. Tell you what I want, girl who likes to argue. The best relationships I've had so far are with women who just love to argue, who know what philosophy is, who will go round for round on any given subject. That's when I fall in love. Don't want no kitten.

I'm not into arguing with my wife, I like arguing, to a point, but with my wife I just like to have fun, hang out, do outdoorsy stuff, go shopping, have nice meals, home decorating, and so on and so forth, but I'm not going to pretend that there isn't any raw sexual tension going on up in here, much as I love her in an intellectual and emotional sense, I am hot for her, there certainly is a sex kitten aspect to my wife, and I'm totally down wit dat, she is beautiful and I do appreciate it every single day, man cannot live by intellectual pursuits alone.

It's a life partnership, we're building an estate together, and enjoying it as we go, but we still fuck like rabbits too. She would blush like a schoolgirl to hear me say it, but that just makes her all the hotter.

[clubgop]

When did Jedi become the voice of reason? Fuck man.

[Smitty-48]

Reason is overrated, when my wife goes prancing around in a hot little outfit, what more reason do I need?

Triple threat, pin-up girl cute, girl next door nice, naughty as you wanna be behind closed doors; that is what life is all about. Plus NHL hockey talk.

Honestly, my wife is very very nice to me, she takes good care of me, and she's not into politics nor history, so there's really not much to argue about anyways. She has to argue with people at work all day, and gets paid the big bucks to do it, if you had to work for my wife you'd prolly think she was a harsh mistress who brooked absolutely no guff at all, but when she comes home, she just wants to have a nice relaxing time, and that's more than fine by me.

[Manwithnoname]

My first girlfriend was a redhead. 35 years later and I'm still stalking her.

[Smitty-48]

My first steady girlfriend was a redhead, but that was the summer before grade seven, so it was just puppy love, we did make out a lot and there was some petting going on, but that was about it.

I have dated blonds, but I don't know, something about them, they're kind of faded, cold, I'm a brunette guy, I just feel they're cuter, hotter, more sultry, on some sort of subconscious level.

I'm not one for the blond bombshell, I'm more into the girl next door. I like em cute, cute is important, nice n' cute being naughty n' hot, is hotter than hot.

When I was a kid I had crush on Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz, and my wife is like her twin sister, prolly why it was love at first sight. When my wife puts her hair in pigtails, oh my lord, I'll jump her right there in the kitchen.

[Ex-California]

Help explain to me why my kids love this

[SuburbanFarmer]

Gals like that are nice to look at, I won't lie, but do I pine after them? Nah. Tell you what I want, girl who likes to argue. The best relationships I've had so far are with women who just love to argue, who know what philosophy is, who will go round for round on any given subject. That's when I fall in love. Don't want no kitten.

This. And she must be a brunette with thick hips.

[Smitty-48]

Gals like that are nice to look at, I won't lie, but do I pine after them? Nah. Tell you what I want, girl who likes to argue. The best relationships I've had so far are with women who just love to argue, who know what philosophy is, who will go round for round on any given subject. That's when I fall in love. Don't want no kitten.

This. And she must be a brunette with thick hips.

You're in baby momma jail forever, there's no hope for you, son, you might as well just be a monk.

Soon as you were foolish enough to get roped into the procreation scam, you became a glorified dishwasher.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Gals like that are nice to look at, I won't lie, but do I pine after them? Nah. Tell you what I want, girl who likes to argue. The best relationships I've had so far are with women who just love to argue, who know what philosophy is, who will go round for round on any given subject. That's when I fall in love. Don't want no kitten.

This. And she must be a brunette with thick hips.

You're in baby momma jail forever, there's no hope for you, son, you might as well just be a monk.

Soon as you were foolish enough to get roped into the procreation scam, you became a glorified dishwasher.

Don’t I know it. The kids keep me going with purpose, along with a strong denial of the situation.

[Smitty-48]

This. And she must be a brunette with thick hips.

You're in baby momma jail forever, there's no hope for you, son, you might as well just be a monk.

Soon as you were foolish enough to get roped into the procreation scam, you became a glorified dishwasher.

Don’t I know it. The kids keep me going with purpose, along with a strong denial of the situation.

Yeah, I come from a broken home, it's not the end of the world, but it's definitely not optimal, at the very least, just hang in there until the kids leave the house, then you've pretty much done your duty.

Just don't let them live in mom's basement, kick them out when they're seventeen, start selling them on the Marine Corps now, because if you are ever going to have a younger brunette with birthing hips, you're gonna have to make that move before you're an old codger.