Real Olympic thread [[[[NO HOCKEY ALLOWED]]]]]

[Speaker to Animals]

So it's like a wildwoman. Chewey, cut the power to the forward shield deflectors! Rawarrrr!

[C-Mag]

Must. Resist. Urge. To joke about women and brooms.

Broom, or "kost" in Danish, is a way men in some parts of Denmark refer to a wife or girlfriend who (depending on region )either A. Has a very hairy pussy, B. Is a bit of a witch (flying brooms, yannow?) or C. Is - or who you'd wish was more of a - domestic housewife.

It's impossible for me to watch curling without at least chuckling when they start sweeping furiously.

Having Danish slang that can refer to a woman's groin grooming..........


And here I thought I was going to have to make lame beaver and camel toe jokes thru the entire Olympics

[clubgop]

I’m trying to decide on a temporary avatar for the olympics. How do you guys like this one?

I remember that. The goalie got out too far and forsberg made him pay for it.

[clubgop]

I am just so excited to watch the curling teams. Such an exciting sport. The thrill, the excitement, the manic sweeping with an imaginary broom.
Seriously, the only sport I'd even consider watching would be ski-shooting. Or whatever it may be called in English. I feel too bad about secretly wishing for a spectacular crash during bob-slead and ski-jumping to watch those sports.

That would be hockey,

no it is called Biathlon, I thought that was the universal name for it.

[Penner]

Once all the ice has gone people can go back to playing hockey as God intended. On grass competed between sexy Dutch girls in skimpy skirts.

You mean LaCrosse?

[Montegriffo]

Once all the ice has gone people can go back to playing hockey as God intended. On grass competed between sexy Dutch girls in skimpy skirts.

You mean LaCrosse?

No I meant field hockey.
Despite being one of the very rare ballsports not invented by the British we managed to win bronze in last years lacrosse world championships. I won't bore you with the details of who won.

[Speaker to Animals]

Once all the ice has gone people can go back to playing hockey as God intended. On grass competed between sexy Dutch girls in skimpy skirts.

You mean LaCrosse?

Despite being one of the very rare ballsports not invented by the British we managed to win bronze in last years world championships. I won't bore you with the details of who won.

I like watching the ladies play Lacrosse at the park in the summer while I run. It's very motivational.

[Montegriffo]

You mean LaCrosse?

Despite being one of the very rare ballsports not invented by the British we managed to win bronze in last years world championships. I won't bore you with the details of who won.

I like watching the ladies play Lacrosse at the park in the summer while I run. It's very motivational.

It looks like a great game. It's played almost exclusively by private school girls in the UK.

[Speaker to Animals]

Despite being one of the very rare ballsports not invented by the British we managed to win bronze in last years world championships. I won't bore you with the details of who won.

I like watching the ladies play Lacrosse at the park in the summer while I run. It's very motivational.

It looks like a great game. It's played almost exclusively by private school girls in the UK.

It's actually a really fun game. The way women and men play it is totally different, though. The female version of Lacrosse is not really a violent game at all. Male lacrosse is fucking brutal. Definitely not an older guy's sport.

Most of the local leagues around here where I live are actually soccer and baseball/softball. Lacrosse is pretty big I think in the summer (I see them playing all the time, but I only see the females playing it around here). I know most universities in the south have teams now.

I rip on soccer all the time jokingly, but I actually wouldn't mind trying to play once I have the pain totally managed. I like the combination of endurance and sprinting.

[K@th]

Must. Resist. Urge. To joke about women and brooms.

Broom, or "kost" in Danish, is a way men in some parts of Denmark refer to a wife or girlfriend who (depending on region )either A. Has a very hairy pussy, B. Is a bit of a witch (flying brooms, yannow?) or C. Is - or who you'd wish was more of a - domestic housewife.

It's impossible for me to watch curling without at least chuckling when they start sweeping furiously.

lol