New Star Wars is Masterfully Brilliant and a Stand Alone Masterpiece

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Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:43 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:You know what? I just looked it up on the Star Wars wiki, and the project wasn't even started by the Empire, the "Death Star" was a project begun under the "Republic Special Weapons Program", so not only was there no rebellion against it, it was Jedi who made the Death Star, Annakin Skywalker was simply staying on mission while the rest of those kooks went rogue terrorist organization against the state.
Holy shit.

Do the, erm, keepers of Star Wars cannon understand that this sort of undermines the entire logic of the films?
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:48 pm

It's all there in the files;
"The Special Weapons Group's job was to research advanced weapons, test them, and recommend them for use by the Grand Army of the Republic and the Republic Navy."
―Jan Dodonna

The Republic Special Weapons Group was an agency responsible for the development of advanced weapons technologies for use by the Galactic Republic. It was instrumental in the initial construction of the Death Star battle station.
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Post by heydaralon » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:49 pm

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:You know what? I just looked it up on the Star Wars wiki, and the project wasn't even started by the Empire, the "Death Star" was a project begun under the "Republic Special Weapons Program", so not only was there no rebellion against it, it was Jedi who made the Death Star, Annakin Skywalker was simply staying on mission while the rest of those kooks went rogue terrorist organization against the state.
Holy shit.

Do the, erm, keepers of Star Wars cannon understand that this sort of undermines the entire logic of the films?
That's enough out of both you. Stop fucking ruining Star Wars for everyone else just because you didn't understand it. Sour Grapes and all that
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Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:53 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:It's all there in the files;
"The Special Weapons Group's job was to research advanced weapons, test them, and recommend them for use by the Grand Army of the Republic and the Republic Navy."
―Jan Dodonna

The Republic Special Weapons Group was an agency responsible for the development of advanced weapons technologies for use by the Galactic Republic. It was instrumental in the initial construction of the Death Star battle station.
Fucking Jedi were behind Tonkin the whole damn time!

It never ends with these sumsubitches!
HAIL!

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Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:56 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:You know what? I just looked it up on the Star Wars wiki, and the project wasn't even started by the Empire, the "Death Star" was a project begun under the "Republic Special Weapons Program", so not only was there no rebellion against it, it was Jedi who made the Death Star, Annakin Skywalker was simply staying on mission while the rest of those kooks went rogue terrorist organization against the state.
Holy shit.

Do the, erm, keepers of Star Wars cannon understand that this sort of undermines the entire logic of the films?
That's enough out of both you. Stop fucking ruining Star Wars for everyone else just because you didn't understand it. Sour Grapes and all that
Dude, I'm just going off the "Star Wars Wiki", we never had access to this information back in 77', so it's no wonder we got sucked into the Rebel propaganda, if only we had known then what we know now, I was with Vader from the beginning, instinctively, but I just didn't have the proof to show the other kids that I was right and Obi-Wan Kenobi was actually Osama fuckin Bin Laden.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:47 pm




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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:53 pm

Vader was pretty cool in hindsight. I'm down with the Empire too. Fuck Space ISIS.

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Post by Fife » Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:00 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:Dude, I'm just going off the "Star Wars Wiki", we never had access to this information back in 77', so it's no wonder we got sucked into the Rebel propaganda, if only we had known then what we know now, I was with Vader from the beginning, instinctively, but I just didn't have the proof to show the other kids that I was right and Obi-Wan Kenobi was actually Osama fuckin Bin Laden.
Lucas wasn't much of a "rebel" in 77. I know that now, but I'll admit that it took me another 11 or 12 years after that time to get woke. But man I loved going to the movies all through that time.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:28 pm

For me, as a kid, Star Wars was always about the trinity of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and the Stormtroopers, I wasn't really into the Rebels, I didn't have any Rebel action figures, it was all starship troopers.

I was always more into Heinlein than I was into Lucas.

First time I saw Empire, I was like "Boba Fett, wicked!", when they killed him off like he was a clown, in the first scene of Return, I was like "fuck Star Wars".
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Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:33 pm

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Fucking Jedi were behind Tonkin the whole damn time!

It never ends with these sumsubitches!
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