Announcing Year 3 of DCF/MHF Fantasy Football League

[SuburbanFarmer]

I had a bad couple of days and lost my mind for a few.

Yeah, I'm familiar with that. No problem.

Fuck off with that passive aggressive bullshit. DIAF.

I've slept about 5 minutes over the past 3 weeks. very familiar with losing my temper from stress. I was about to lose my mind yesterday.

[clubgop]

I will run this shit like a finely tuned Volkswagen

You would first have to send me your email and then register, don't be a Scirocco.

[clubgop]

Yeah, I'm familiar with that. No problem.

Fuck off with that passive aggressive bullshit. DIAF.

I've slept about 5 minutes over the past 3 weeks. very familiar with losing my temper from stress. I was about to lose my mind yesterday.

You are not a human being and if you are, all the easier to not care about.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Fuck off with that passive aggressive bullshit. DIAF.

I've slept about 5 minutes over the past 3 weeks. very familiar with losing my temper from stress. I was about to lose my mind yesterday.

You are not a human being and if you are, all the easier to not care about.

Hyperbole. It's been more like 20 minutes.

[clubgop]

I've slept about 5 minutes over the past 3 weeks. very familiar with losing my temper from stress. I was about to lose my mind yesterday.

You are not a human being and if you are, all the easier to not care about.

Hyperbole. It's been more like 20 minutes.

No one cares about your dirty dick spawn.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You are not a human being and if you are, all the easier to not care about.

Hyperbole. It's been more like 20 minutes.

No one cares about your dirty dick spawn.

Yeah... this is why I usually ignore you. Just run the league, so you serve at least some tiny purpose to the universe.

[clubgop]

Hyperbole. It's been more like 20 minutes.

No one cares about your dirty dick spawn.

Yeah... this is why I usually ignore you. Just run the league, so you serve at least some tiny purpose to the universe.

Unlike you, that serves none. What are you tired for? Those kids don't wake crying at 3am to suckle on your 6'2" sympathetic pregnancy weight manboob.

[SuburbanFarmer]

No one cares about your dirty dick spawn.

Yeah... this is why I usually ignore you. Just run the league, so you serve at least some tiny purpose to the universe.

Unlike you, that serves none. What are you tired for? Those kids don't wake crying at 3am to suckle on your 6'2" sympathetic pregnancy weight manboob.

You're obviously not a father.

[clubgop]

Yeah... this is why I usually ignore you. Just run the league, so you serve at least some tiny purpose to the universe.

Unlike you, that serves none. What are you tired for? Those kids don't wake crying at 3am to suckle on your 6'2" sympathetic pregnancy weight manboob.

You're obviously not a father.

Yes, I am but I can pull a CQ shift.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Unlike you, that serves none. What are you tired for? Those kids don't wake crying at 3am to suckle on your 6'2" sympathetic pregnancy weight manboob.

You're obviously not a father.

Yes, I am but I can pull a CQ shift.

Was your kid planned, or a surprise?