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Re: White to move

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:13 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:King to d4
Your king cannot reach d4 from b2.
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Re: White to move

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:26 am

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:King to d4
Your king cannot reach d4 from b2.
Right, I meant c3, I'm getting ahead of myself...

I will say, this might have been solvable if king started on c3 though.
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Re: White to move

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:52 am

1) cxd; a7.
2) d4-d5; fxd.
3) c3; a-d.
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Re: White to move

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:54 am

King d4
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Re: White to move

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:55 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:I will say, this might have been solvable if king started on c3 though.
No--the whole problem was either take the rook or don't. You made shit up. We could start with your king at c3 and you'd still lose.
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Re: White to move

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:02 am

1) cxd; a7.
2) d4-d5; fxd.
3) c3; a-d.
4) d4; dxd.
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Re: White to move

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:04 am

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:I will say, this might have been solvable if king started on c3 though.
No--the whole problem was either take the rook or don't. You made shit up. We could start with your king at c3 and you'd still lose.
Well, if the king started on c3, he could protect the pawn that takes the rook...

As far as this exercise, I was hoping you would take my d5 pawn with c3.

Nothing ventured nothing gained though, and I didn't see anyone else daring to dream a non cowardly draw.
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Re: White to move

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:05 am

King e5
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Re: White to move

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:13 am

1) cxd; a7.
2) d4-d5; fxd.
3) c3; a-d.
4) d4; dxd.
5) e5; e6+
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Re: White to move

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:14 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:
Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:I will say, this might have been solvable if king started on c3 though.
No--the whole problem was either take the rook or don't. You made shit up. We could start with your king at c3 and you'd still lose.
Well, if the king started on c3, he could protect the pawn that takes the rook...

As far as this exercise, I was hoping you would take my d5 pawn with c3.

Nothing ventured nothing gained though, and I didn't see anyone else daring to dream a non cowardly draw.

We don't dream of winning tic tac toe either...