SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

She was also a rich kid

I didn't take her out VIP she took me out VIP

So there was a class divide

No way her rich Austrian parents were letting her marry some Canadian Corporal

So really I was Big Strong Man being put out to stud some Austrian corporate princess, tho of my own free will

[SuburbanFarmer]

Grumpy is Saul Goodman, who knew?

You’d be amazed at the similarities between by life and Saul Goodman’s

[StCapps]

No way her rich Austrian parents were letting her marry some Canadian Corporal

I'm guessing that probably played into the attraction

[Smitty-48]

No way her rich Austrian parents were letting her marry some Canadian Corporal

I'm guessing that probably played into the attraction

Oh she was slumming no doubt

But she didn't let on that she was rich on the fist date

We were playing pool, like in the back of some restaurant that we went to, there was a pool room

At some point she came around the corner of the table and we got in each others dance space

Then she drew in this hot breath, twitterpatted 9000, so I leaned in and went for it

Only when she first took me to her apartment did I find out she was an Austrian corporate princess

[StCapps]

No way her rich Austrian parents were letting her marry some Canadian Corporal

I'm guessing that probably played into the attraction

Oh she was slumming no doubt

But she didn't let on that she was rich on the fist date

We were playing pool, like in the back of some restaurant that we went to, there was a pool room

At some point she came around the corner of the table and we got in each others dance space

Then she drew in this hot breath, twitterpatted 9000, so I leaned in and went for it

Only when she first took me to her apartment did I find out she was an Austrian corporate princess

Humble Rich FTW

[Smitty-48]

I'm guessing that probably played into the attraction

Oh she was slumming no doubt

But she didn't let on that she was rich on the fist date

We were playing pool, like in the back of some restaurant that we went to, there was a pool room

At some point she came around the corner of the table and we got in each others dance space

Then she drew in this hot breath, twitterpatted 9000, so I leaned in and went for it

Only when she first took me to her apartment did I find out she was an Austrian corporate princess

Humble Rich FTW

Yeah, she was cool rich kid

She was an artist, that's how I picked her up, at the Art Gallery of Ontario, Glenn Gould's Toronto the Good

Her apartment as not a cheesy condo, it was an actual apartment in Old Cabbagetown

Actually right beside the house of the author Micheal Ondaatje

So she was high roller, with soul

Thus how I fell for her

Her dad was some senior executive at Siemens, but she was just a girl, looking for a boy

[StCapps]

Oh she was slumming no doubt

But she didn't let on that she was rich on the fist date

We were playing pool, like in the back of some restaurant that we went to, there was a pool room

At some point she came around the corner of the table and we got in each others dance space

Then she drew in this hot breath, twitterpatted 9000, so I leaned in and went for it

Only when she first took me to her apartment did I find out she was an Austrian corporate princess

Humble Rich FTW

Yeah, she was cool rich kid

She was an artist, that's how I picked her up, at the Art Gallery of Ontario, Glenn Gould's Toronto the Good

Her apartment as not a cheesy condo, it was an actual apartment in Old Cabbagetown

Actually right beside the house of the author Micheal Ondaatje

So she was high roller, with soul

Thus how I fell for her

Her dad was some senior executive at Siemens, but she was just a girl, looking for a boy

[Smitty-48]

Humble Rich FTW

Yeah, she was cool rich kid

She was an artist, that's how I picked her up, at the Art Gallery of Ontario, Glenn Gould's Toronto the Good

Her apartment as not a cheesy condo, it was an actual apartment in Old Cabbagetown

Actually right beside the house of the author Micheal Ondaatje

So she was high roller, with soul

Thus how I fell for her

Her dad was some senior executive at Siemens, but she was just a girl, looking for a boy

She wasn't actually humble

She knew she was all that, she had swagger

She had all the VIP connects with the high rollers in the 6ix

I was a 6ix God on her arm, she wanted to date someone who knew Toronto like the back if his hand

Also had to be qt, which I was back then, and not a himbo, which I never was

[StCapps]

Yeah, she was cool rich kid

She was an artist, that's how I picked her up, at the Art Gallery of Ontario, Glenn Gould's Toronto the Good

Her apartment as not a cheesy condo, it was an actual apartment in Old Cabbagetown

Actually right beside the house of the author Micheal Ondaatje

So she was high roller, with soul

Thus how I fell for her

Her dad was some senior executive at Siemens, but she was just a girl, looking for a boy

She wasn't actually humble

Neither is the song, Irony FTW

[Smitty-48]

Neither is the song, Irony FTW

Just saying, I was the Real Drake

Drake went to Forest Hill Collegiate and was on Degrassi Junior High,

and not even the original, the reboot

I'm the real Hogtown Street, the Real Degrassi, the real 6 God