Fake News

[TheReal_ND]

Grey.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gay

[TheReal_ND]

I think you're looking for "gray."

[Fife]

TRASHCAN

[Speaker to Animals]

No, I think Monty is gay.

[Speaker to Animals]

Seriously, if you actually believe Trump's comedy routine is a greater threat to the American republic than a corrupted and colluding media-entertainment complex that has become industrialized propaganda bent on subverting democracy, then you really are a fucking tool.

[Fife]

We got enough tools and trashcans to open up a Sears & Roebuck.

[TheReal_ND]

I don't buy Chinese hand tools if I can help it.

[Montegriffo]

nothing that comes from the press can be trusted

Well I'm glad to see you are being objective about this.

EVER HEARD OF GREY?

*gray

grey
ɡreɪ/
adjective
adjective: grey; comparative adjective: greyer; superlative adjective: greyest; adjective: gray; comparative adjective: grayer; superlative adjective: grayest

1.
of a colour intermediate between black and white, as of ashes or lead.
"grey flannel trousers"
synonyms: greyish, silvery; More
silver-grey, pearl-grey, pearly, gunmetal grey, slate-grey, smoke-grey, smoky, sooty
"a grey suit"
white, silver, hoary
"his thinning grey hair"
ashen, wan, pale, pasty, pallid, colourless, sallow, leaden, bloodless, anaemic, white, waxen, chalky;
sickly, peaked, drained, sapped, washed-out, drawn, deathly, deathlike, ghostly;
informalpeaky
"her face looked grey"
antonyms: ruddy
(of the weather) cloudy and dull.
"a cold, grey November day"
synonyms: cloudy, overcast, dull, dim, dark, sunless; More
gloomy, dreary, dismal, sombre, drab, bleak, cheerless, depressing, glum;
misty, foggy, murky
"it was a dim, grey day"
antonyms: bright, sunny
(of a person) having grey hair.
"she's getting on a bit, and going grey"
synonyms: grey-haired, hoary, grizzled; More
elderly, old, aged, senior, ancient, venerable;
in one's dotage, long in the tooth, as old as the hills;
past one's prime, not as young as one was, not as young as one used to be;
decrepit, doddering, doddery, not long for this world;
informalpast it, over the hill, no spring chicken;
formalsenescent
"a grey old man"
antonyms: young
informal
relating to old people collectively.
"grey power"
synonyms: grey-haired, hoary, grizzled; More
elderly, old, aged, senior, ancient, venerable;
in one's dotage, long in the tooth, as old as the hills;
past one's prime, not as young as one was, not as young as one used to be;
decrepit, doddering, doddery, not long for this world;
informalpast it, over the hill, no spring chicken;
formalsenescent
"a grey old man"
antonyms: young
(of a person's face) pale, as through tiredness, age, or illness.
"his face looked grey and drawn"
2.
without interest or character; dull and nondescript.
"grey, faceless men"
synonyms: characterless, colourless, nondescript, unremarkable, faceless; More
lifeless, soulless, passionless, spiritless, insipid, jejune, flat, bland, dry, stale;
dull, uninteresting, unimaginative, boring, tedious, monotonous;
neutral, anonymous, wishy-washy
"if you drive the idiosyncrasies out of football, what is left can be grey indeed"
antonyms: colourful, lively
3.
(of financial or trading activity) not accounted for in official statistics.
"the grey economy"
synonyms: unofficial, informal, irregular, back-door
"grey importing is not illegal"
4.
South Africanhistorical
relating to an ethnically mixed residential area.
"a grey Cape Town suburb"

noun
noun: grey; plural noun: greys; noun: gray; plural noun: grays

1.
grey colour or pigment.
"dirty intermediate tones of grey"
grey clothes or material.
"the gentleman in grey"
grey hair.
"he sighed at the amount of grey at his temple"
2.
a grey thing or animal, in particular a grey or white horse.

verb
verb: grey; 3rd person present: greys; past tense: greyed; past participle: greyed; gerund or present participle: greying; verb: gray; 3rd person present: grays; past tense: grayed; past participle: grayed; gerund or present participle: graying

1.
(especially of hair) become grey with age.
"he had put on weight and greyed somewhat"
(of a person) become older.
"a greying workforce"
synonyms: age, get old, grow old, mature
"health bills rose as the population greyed"

Origin
Old English grǣg, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch grauw and German grau .
Translate grey to
Use over time for: grey

If you want to spell it gray that's up to you so long as you realise you are incorrect.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gray is the correct form according to American dictionaries.