HOLY FUCK GET IN HERE HAPPENING IN CT

[Speaker to Animals]

ARE you questioning our capacity to persecute Jews?

[Smitty-48]

ARE you questioning our capacity to persecute Jews?

You are Jews, you only persecute them to cover for the fact that you stole their gig. Yahweh, Yehova, Yeezus, it's all Jewry by any other name.

[Smitty-48]

I'm sayin'.

You would have odds of about 500:1 when you come visit Tennessee of getting shanked by a putative Southern Baptist than a putative Musselman.

At least in the good parts of town. :goteam: :drunk:

Please, I could get shot in Tennesee, just for looking at a man funny, and as such; wouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight, anybody going around trying to shank people in Tennesee, is clearly a threat mostly to themselves.

They never packed no knives in Ulster neither; way more gunfights there than in Tennesee, when it come to Papists, you better bring the MRAPs.

[Fife]

Precisely.

[Smitty-48]

Precisely.

Hell, Reb, if I'm a good ol' boy in Tennesee, I ain't scared of no Mooslambs, it's them Conneticut Yankees ya gotta watch out for; biggest terrorists of them all, last time I checked, wasn't Moohamamed who burned Dixie down.

Oh, and them Yankees, by the way; funded and armed the PIRA too.

[Fife]

Precisely.

Hell, Reb, if I'm a good ol' boy in Tennesee, I ain't scared of no Mooslambs, it's them Conneticut Yankees ya gotta watch out for; biggest terrorists of them all, last time I checked, wasn't Moohamamed who burned Dixie down.

Oh, and them Yankees, by the way; funded and armed the PIRA too.

All you will need is a genteel tour guide, and maybe a helper on fishing, trapping, and hunting, whilst you keep a good attitude, cousin. I think you could probably do OK, with proper supervision.

[Smitty-48]

All you will need is a genteel tour guide, and maybe a helper on fishing, trapping, and hunting, whilst you keep a good attitude, cousin. I think you could probably do OK, with proper supervision.

Don't fret, cousin; confederacy that won the war and lived to tell the tale; ain't no Good ol' Boy gonna mess with me, ain't no Mooslambs gonna mess with me neither; nec aspera terrent, I walk tall, no fears on earth.

[Fife]

I trust your attitude control; you're welcome around Ft Donelson any old time.

[Smitty-48]

I trust your attitude control; you're welcome around Ft Donelson any old time.

Alright, sounds good, cousin, cause, you know, being from Canader, I ain't never seen a surrendered fort before, well, at least one that wasn't surrendered to us that is.

Where we going after Fort Donelson... Grant's Tomb?

[Fife]

I trust your attitude control; you're welcome around Ft Donelson any old time.

Alright, sounds good, cousin, cause, you know, being from Canader, I ain't never seen a surrendered fort before, well, at least one that wasn't surrendered to us that is.

Where we going after Fort Donelson... Grant's Tomb?

/sigh

That's where the War was lost, so what does it matter?


I do know of a fantastic rib joint less than 10 miles from Shiloh church, tho...