Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

A mere 10% of froth on each pint would equate to around £40 per keg that the bar person is stealing from his customers and many of them wouldn't notice. It's like having dodgy scales at the greengrocer or petrol pumps that only give you 9 litres for every 10 you buy. If you want to fight for the right of businesses to rip you off 'cos communism you are a cuck.

In America we say 'gas pump,' you god damned communist.

[Montegriffo]

A mere 10% of froth on each pint would equate to around £40 per keg that the bar person is stealing from his customers and many of them wouldn't notice. It's like having dodgy scales at the greengrocer or petrol pumps that only give you 9 litres for every 10 you buy. If you want to fight for the right of businesses to rip you off 'cos communism you are a cuck.

In America we say 'gas pump,' you god damned communist.

There are many things that you say incorrectly but that is your right. Calling a liquid ''gas'' is dumb but it's not as bad as saying God created the universe or there is no such thing as climate change so I'll let it pass. Science isn't everyone's thing after all.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

A mere 10% of froth on each pint would equate to around £40 per keg that the bar person is stealing from his customers and many of them wouldn't notice. It's like having dodgy scales at the greengrocer or petrol pumps that only give you 9 litres for every 10 you buy. If you want to fight for the right of businesses to rip you off 'cos communism you are a cuck.

In America we say 'gas pump,' you god damned communist.

There are many things that you say incorrectly but that is your right. Calling a liquid ''gas'' is dumb but it's not as bad as saying God created the universe or there is no such thing as climate change so I'll let it pass. Science isn't everyone's thing after all.

That's it! Fight me IRL!!!

[Montegriffo]

OK, I choose French foil at dawn. En guarde.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I choose Black Magic!

[Montegriffo]

I'm afraid you forfeited your right to choose the weapon when you issued your challenge to a duel. That right is mine sir and I say French foil.
I'm not really a morning person though so we can switch it to around midday after a decent lunch if you want.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I'm afraid you forfeited your right to choose the weapon when you issued your challenge to a duel. That right is mine sir and I say French foil.

Foolish, small minded mortal, you bring a sword when I have the power to defeat you with a mere thought! Or did you not see my medallion and orthopedic shoes of power?

[Montegriffo]

What are you suggesting? A sort of Russian roulette with one poisoned chocolate in each box?



I'll have to check if they are vegan fair trade chocolates first.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I cannot participate in that duel, for I am lactose intolerant!

Also, soy allergy!

[Speaker to Animals]

That photo is really depressing. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.