Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by BjornP » Wed May 31, 2017 9:35 am

heydaralon wrote:I wouldn't embrace anything muslim, because those people smell pretty bad. I think its from all the curries they eat and living in the desert.
Parts of North and East Africa use a really, really pungent (usually homemade, if work gossip is to be believed) hair product. It supposedly keeps their hair from breaking, and works especially well for their sort of curly-ish hair. But it's a really ill-smelling oil-based cream that gets in the skin, and a Somali woman under a ninja suit in a bus with that stuff on, sweating that stuff out...? :?

I always sigh when a matronly Somali woman gets on the bus. The men also use the same product, but it helps that their hair gets to breathe in the free air. Anyway, since the Somali refugees got here in the 90's, their kids have fortunately adopted more scent-acceptable hair products.
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by heydaralon » Wed May 31, 2017 9:37 am

BjornP wrote:
heydaralon wrote:I wouldn't embrace anything muslim, because those people smell pretty bad. I think its from all the curries they eat and living in the desert.
Parts of North and East Africa use a really, really pungent (usually homemade, if work gossip is to be believed) hair product. It supposedly keeps their hair from breaking, and works especially well for their sort of curly-ish hair. But it's a really ill-smelling oil-based cream that gets in the skin, and a Somali woman under a ninja suit in a bus with that stuff on, sweating that stuff out...? :?

I always sigh when a matronly Somali woman gets on the bus. The men also use the same product, but it helps that their hair gets to breathe in the free air. Anyway, since the Somali refugees got here in the 90's, their kids have fortunately adopted more scent-acceptable hair products.
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed May 31, 2017 9:43 am

BjornP wrote:
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Weird. They actually asked us to go there to protect them.
I'm sure our puppets made a public request for protection. No doubt about it.
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by Ph64 » Wed May 31, 2017 9:48 am

BjornP wrote:
heydaralon wrote:I wouldn't embrace anything muslim, because those people smell pretty bad. I think its from all the curries they eat and living in the desert.
Parts of North and East Africa use a really, really pungent (usually homemade, if work gossip is to be believed) hair product. It supposedly keeps their hair from breaking, and works especially well for their sort of curly-ish hair. But it's a really ill-smelling oil-based cream that gets in the skin, and a Somali woman under a ninja suit in a bus with that stuff on, sweating that stuff out...? :?

I always sigh when a matronly Somali woman gets on the bus. The men also use the same product, but it helps that their hair gets to breathe in the free air. Anyway, since the Somali refugees got here in the 90's, their kids have fortunately adopted more scent-acceptable hair products.
When I was in college (1982) there was a guy across the hall from me, Muhammed (of course :roll: ), I think he was Kuwaiti IIRC... Quite often I'd be headed to the bathroom/showers down the hall in the morning the same time as him before morning classes - we'd walk back to our rooms practically next to each other, and if I came out dressed and ready for class 10 minutes later and wound up in the hall with him... He reeked something awful. I could never figure it out - 10 minutes before we'd just showered, nary a smell, 10 minutes later I smelled like deodorant, he smelled like he'd just spent an hour sweating in the hot sun? :shock:
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by BjornP » Wed May 31, 2017 9:51 am

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They were Saudis.

The same people who funded the 9-11 attacks..
Well, that makes sense, I guess. Not going to use air bases in a tiny country already occupied, and I didn't actually know that Iraq went on the offensive against and into SA territory (just googled that), I thought they simply got a little rockets shot at them for meddling in Iraq's attempt at redrawing their borders.

IIRC, you were part of the flight crew prepping the fighter jets, with your job being programming the.... (something I can't recall, targetting systems, maybe)?

As for the 9-11 funding...well, they've been your buddies for a long while. Even back when they officially allowed slavery. And they're going to be your bestest buddies foreverest for a long, long, looooong time in the future. No one in power actually care that they're the ones behind the extreme radicalization of Muslims, brainwashing Muslims in our countries to their (even more) insane version of Islam.
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed May 31, 2017 9:53 am

BjornP wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

They were Saudis.

The same people who funded the 9-11 attacks..
Well, that makes sense, I guess. Not going to use air bases in a tiny country already occupied, and I didn't actually know that Iraq went on the offensive against and into SA territory (just googled that), I thought they simply got a little rockets shot at them for meddling in Iraq's attempt at redrawing their borders.

IIRC, you were part of the flight crew prepping the fighter jets, with your job being programming the.... (something I can't recall, targetting systems, maybe)?

As for the 9-11 funding...well, they've been your buddies for a long while. Even back when they officially allowed slavery. And they're going to be your bestest buddies foreverest for a long, long, looooong time in the future. No one in power actually care that they're the ones behind the extreme radicalization of Muslims, brainwashing Muslims in our countries to their (even more) insane version of Islam.
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by DrYouth » Wed May 31, 2017 12:30 pm

BjornP wrote:I always sigh when a matronly Somali woman gets on the bus.
Racist... ;)
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by Ex-California » Wed May 31, 2017 1:29 pm

BjornP wrote:I always sigh when a matronly Somali woman gets on the bus.
This is why we don't like public transportation here
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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by Fife » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:42 pm

skankhunt42 wrote:The greatest thing about America is our ability to adapt. Sell me on why culturally we should allow this religion to continue to exist here in America. Maybe the best answer to all of this bullshit is getting rid of the Muslim religion from our shores. I'm Agnostic, I'm not a fan of religion. But I'm less a fan of Muslim culture. In the same way I hate the KKK and their culture, why shouldn't we get rid of Muslim culture?

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Re: Sell me on why I should embrace the Muslim religion

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:42 pm

She'll jump bond.
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