MHF (and others) Christmas Party

[Ex-California]

With a keg in the trunk

[heydaralon]

Martin I will not be able to attend the party. Can you take the money you would have had to spend on me if I came (for refreshments, electricity and whatnot) and put it in an envelope to send to me in Florida? I will use that money to buy a nice bottle of hooch and have my own party.

[TheReal_ND]

I would go but I actually think I'm signed up to work that weekend. Also, I would need a plane ticket. I too will take an envelope with the monies required. If I'm working that weekend I will return it if you send shipping fees.

[heydaralon]

I would go but I actually think I'm signed up to work that weekend. Also, I would need a plane ticket. I too will take an envelope with the monies required. If I'm working that weekend I will return it if you send shipping fees.

I already told Martin we were going and you were gonna pay for my plane ticket. Don't make me look like an asshole Nuke. I'm counting on you.

[DBTrek]

How’d the party go?

[heydaralon]

Hastur told me I could stay at his house rent-free until my Amway business pans out. Trouble is, the guy conveniently forgot to tell that he wouldn't pay for my plane ticket. Martin invited me to his Christmas party, but also refused airfare. Does the phrase "I'm on means-tested programs" mean anything to this sociopath?

[Martin Hash]

How’d the party go?

75-100 folks. I started drinking eggnog early, can't really say. Wife liked it, that's all that counts.

[DrYouth]

I started drinking eggnog early, can't really say.

[Penner]

Christmas Tree 2017.JPG
December 16th, 2017 at 7:00 pm
10411 NE 110th Circle
Vancouver, WA 98662

For some reason, I did not see this at all. But I have to decline since I am like 3,000 miles away. Merry Christmas Hash

[DBTrek]

Martin would tell you if you travel at the speed of light or faster you can still make the party. He had a post somewhere on the theory or Relativity and all the awesome time travel stuff you could do with it. Wormholes. Space folding. Light sabers. It was all in there.

Pretty dense read tho.