Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Fife » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:17 pm

I'm acting on behalf of a client, or at least a prospective client, dear to my childhood. http://www.bigred.com/

Knock that shit off, turds.

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Ex-California » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:18 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
California wrote:
Ph64 wrote:
I'm reading my man-hate manifesto, fuckface.

What's not to like about such charm, grace, and friendliness? :lol:
I wonder what would be more satisfying, pure unbridled hate sex or a landing a perfect right cross on the bridge of her nose?

You'd risk getting sperm jacked by big red?
No pregnancy when you take the dirt road
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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Ex-California » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:18 pm

Fife wrote:I'm acting on behalf of a client, or at least a prospective client, dear to my childhood. http://www.bigred.com/

Knock that shit off, turds.
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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Fife » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:23 pm

California wrote:
Fife wrote:I'm acting on behalf of a client, or at least a prospective client, dear to my childhood. http://www.bigred.com/

Knock that shit off, turds.
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That's yet another trademark infringement. I'm talking about quality creme soda, not chewing gum. [I see you.]

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Fife » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:25 pm

California wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
California wrote: I wonder what would be more satisfying, pure unbridled hate sex or a landing a perfect right cross on the bridge of her nose?

You'd risk getting sperm jacked by big red?
No pregnancy when you take the dirt road


I wish I could unhear that comment.... at least in the way I heard it back in 1987, as I slipped over to the wrong side of the BAC spectrum. :goteam: :drunk:

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Kazmyr » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:25 pm

Fife wrote:I'm acting on behalf of a client, or at least a prospective client, dear to my childhood. http://www.bigred.com/

Knock that shit off, turds.
Hey, don't blame us; blame Molly Bitcher for culturally appropriating your childhood.
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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:31 pm

California wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
California wrote: I wonder what would be more satisfying, pure unbridled hate sex or a landing a perfect right cross on the bridge of her nose?

You'd risk getting sperm jacked by big red?
No pregnancy when you take the dirt road

Wrong. You have to use a condom and dispose of it yourself in the toilet.

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by C-Mag » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:55 pm

I need to start a Sex Robot Whorehouse. I'm going to get Nukedog up front taking the cash and matching customers with various models and programs. We'll even have Beast of Buchenwald model jewish heirs can revenge fuck. Then I'm going to get Hwen working the backroom on cleanup. I'll manage the business, get Dr Hash to front the money. We'll start a franchise, gonna need a catchy name though.
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Re: Drudge Obsession with Sex Robots

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:25 pm

I am going to pull a Walmart on you there, and start a brothel with real chicks at a discount from your robot chicks. I figure, when dudes have a workaround to the female dramaproblem, there are going to be a shit ton of broke chicks who no longer can rely on child support and alimony to continue riding the cock carousel. We just need to keep minimum wages low or put hem on the tip deal that waitresses get.