Kid Rock '18

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TheReal_ND wrote:Image

tfw too smart to be elected
Too smart to win, too dumb to know when she was beaten.

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Some of you all are familiar with Kurt Schlichter. He's pretty funny usually. (Any of you all read People's Republic or Indian Country yet?)


We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock

The news that Southern-fried rock/rapper Kid Rock will be running for some timeserving Dem hack’s Senate seat in Michigan should make every normal American smile and spill a 40 to his homies. The future Senator Rock deserves your eager support for two critical reasons: First, it will drive the liberals insane. Second, it will make George Will and the rest of Team Fredocon soil themselves.
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So, Kid Rock for Senate 2018. His campaign slogan should be “You’ve done a lot worse,” because we have. Sure, maybe he’ll “Start an escort service for all the right reasons/And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons,” but at least this time we will have elected a pimp instead of another ho.
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Kid Rock '18

"'Cause fuck it, why not?"
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Kid Rock '18

"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Here's hopin' the Kid Rock candidacy is real.
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Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18

"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the ass
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California wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18

"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the ass
Where did the Senators touch you?
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California wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18

"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the ass
bitter.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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California wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18

"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the ass
Your betters? Do you even know your state legislators?
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