NEED HELP

[TheReal_ND]

HI YES I KEEP PLUGGING THIS NUMBER INTO MY PHONE https://www.ziprecruiter.com AND IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY IS CALLINF ME BACK YES I AM GOOD AT SUPERVISOR LEVEL CAN SOMEONE PLUG ME INTO THE FACE BERG GROUP I THINK THEY APPEAR TO BE JEWS WHICH IS GREAT BECAUe I will DIE TO PROTECT THEM FOR AMERICA

[TheReal_ND]

OH NO IM EATING A TACO AND ITS VERY SPICEY CAN WE PASS A LAW TO MAKE SIRE THE SPICE COUNT DOESNT EXCEED NORMAL LEVELS DOG BLESS I LOVE TACOS

[Montegriffo]

HOW DO I GET A HOOD NIGHT SLEEP I KEEP HEARING ABOUT MY PILLOW AND IT SOUNDS GREAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP ME SLEEP ITS VERY WARM THANKS OBAMA

Spend some of your beer tokens on insulating your van for fucks sake. I've been telling you this for over a year. Also put a solar panel on your roof and buy a small 12v fan.

[Speaker to Animals]

Is your faggot tortoise still alive? Throw his ass into the middle of a retention pond and tell him real turtles can swim.

[TheReal_ND]

HELLO IS FHIS THING ON I SET THE """TURTLE""" BY A TREE AT THE LOCAL PARK NEAR SOME REAL AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE NEW AMERICAN CHILDR N I THINK HE IS OK

[Montegriffo]

You should have given him some pizza and returned him to the sewer where he belongs. #heroinahalfpipe

[TheReal_ND]

NO ITS OK NATURALY CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN LOBE TURTLES AND THEY WILL TOTOALY NOT EAT ONE

[Montegriffo]

But Conservative children will give it a gun and teach it to be racist and hate fags.

[TheReal_ND]

I LOVE FAGS NAOW WOW THAT WAS A TOTAL PARAUGHDIME SHIFT I NEVER KNEW UNTIL NOW HOW BAD GAY COUPLES HAD IT

THANM YOU SCIENCE

[Okeefenokee]

Carlsbad Caverns is a must. You must go. The temp is stable and cool eight hundred feet below ground.