Who's Up For Making Me (In)Famous?

Post by **MilSpecs** » Wed May 10, 2017 4:59 pm

Do you want to be famous too, Clubby? (pats head) You can go sit at the feet of Chris Christie, or Donald Trump (for a price), or any other politico you care to emulate. No vision required.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Wed May 10, 2017 5:45 pm

Punch a Kardashian.

Shit... I just had a real idea.
Punch your most famous friend and get it on YouTube. Repeat a few times.

It will start a glorious movement, and you'll be on CNN in a week.

Post by **Martin Hash** » Wed May 10, 2017 6:02 pm

I should be famous for what I am.

People hire PR firms to do this: I'm not hiring anybody, I got you guys. Every time the opportunity arises, plug me online someplace: "Wisest Man in the World," it's my tagline, tongue-in-cheek but still serious, like that Dan Blizerian guy who gambles and fucks all the time. I'm more interesting than Dan Blizerian. TMIMITW

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Wed May 10, 2017 6:19 pm

Nobody is famous for what they really are, because we're all the same (minor variations). People are famous for being absurd in some way.

Post by **Martin Hash** » Wed May 10, 2017 6:31 pm

Whoa, then why ain't I already famous?!

Post by **heydaralon** » Wed May 10, 2017 7:14 pm

Martin Hash wrote:Whoa, then why ain't I already famous?!

Make a sex tape Martin.

Post by **Martin Hash** » Wed May 10, 2017 7:27 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Whoa, then why ain't I already famous?!
Make a sex tape Martin.

A lot of people want me to make a sex tape... Should I find this concerning?

Post by **heydaralon** » Wed May 10, 2017 7:33 pm

Martin Hash wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:Whoa, then why ain't I already famous?!
Make a sex tape Martin.
A lot of people want me to make a sex tape... Should I find this concerning?

Not at all. Since you have the eye patch, I'm thinking you make a spoof Pirates of the Caribbean porno. Maybe that will be just the publicity you need to win the election. I really hope you get into government Martin, and if you have to make a sex tape to save the Republic, then start recording. You would be the modern day Cinncinatus...

Post by **Martin Hash** » Wed May 10, 2017 7:35 pm

Shiver me timber.

p.s. And if I said matey, it wouldn't be ironic.

Post by **heydaralon** » Wed May 10, 2017 7:47 pm

I really do hope you get elected, sex tape or no sex tape. I think that eye patch would look good on a campaign sign. You should present yourself as a bond villain. Make ominous and vague campaign promises and rub your hands together and give a scary laugh.

When is the next election in your district?

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