Minimum Wage just went up to $11.50 in Washington State. The price of milk is $2.68 a Gallon.

[StCapps]

Look but don't touch never really flew with me, even when I was seventeen a cock tease and overpriced beers lost its charms pretty quick.

You can totally touch these days, if you don't go for it right out the gate, then the strippers will encourage it, they be like "You know you're allowed to touch, right?".

I haven't been since I was a teenager as well, but I have never been to a strip club where I wasn't allowed to touch the stripper during a lap dance, just saying.

[Smitty-48]

When I get randy, I like to fuck, I ain't got no time for handjobs, even back then, it was get laid or bust, feggit all that stripper trash.

I'm not into bad girls, I like to make a good girl be bad, but strippers don't move the needle for me.

It ain't worth it, lest you're banging beautiful and high class, you can keep the trash, not interested.

[Smitty-48]

Look but don't touch never really flew with me, even when I was seventeen a cock tease and overpriced beers lost its charms pretty quick.

You can totally touch these days, if you don't go for it right out the gate, then the strippers will encourage it, they be like "You know you're allowed to touch, right?".

I haven't been since I was a teenager as well, but I have never been to a strip club where I wasn't allowed to touch the stripper during a lap dance, just saying.

Back in the day, if you touched them, you got thrown right out, the bouncers were on the look out for that, there was undercover cops out looking for prostitution, soon as you touched them, that was a chargeable offence, for the club owner as well, "common bawdy house", the Temperance Lady didn't cotton that sort of thing back in the day.

[StCapps]

Look but don't touch never really flew with me, even when I was seventeen a cock tease and overpriced beers lost its charms pretty quick.

You can totally touch these days, if you don't go for it right out the gate, then the strippers will encourage it, they be like "You know you're allowed to touch, right?".

I haven't been since I was a teenager as well, but I have never been to a strip club where I wasn't allowed to touch the stripper during a lap dance, just saying.

Back in the day, if you touched them, you got thrown right out, the bouncers were on the look out for that, there was undercover cops out looking for prostitution, soon as you touched them, that was a chargeable offence, for the club owner as well, "common bawdy house", the Temperance Lady didn't cotton that sort of thing back in the day.

[Smitty-48]

Heck, the Temperance Lady didn't even cotton da Gay back in the day, the cops used to raid the bathhouses, "common bawdy house", draggin' all the queers out kickin' and screaming and tossin' them into the paddywagon. Strip club owners wanted no part of that, Temperance Lady would put them out of business right quick, so you'd actually be risking a beat down from the bouncers if you touched the merchandise, the club owners were paranoid about that, on a hair trigger.

[Fife]

Smits, you won't be too old for another 2 or 3 years, at least, to come down to I-40 for some USA scrip clubs.

But I respect your call to cash in.

[Smitty-48]

I don't spill my seed in sin, cousin, I save it all for the wife, wouldn't want to cross the baby Jesus now, the baby Jesus might forgive them strippers, but that don't mean he wants you up in that common bawdy house with them wayward souls, thought you was God fearin', cousin?

[Fife]

I don't spill my seed in sin, cousin, I save it all for the wife, wouldn't want to cross the baby Jesus now, the baby Jesus might forgive them strippers, but that don't mean he wants you up in that common bawdy house with them wayward souls, thought you was God fearin', cousin?

I'd like to watch some of the 1968-1975 Gunsmoke episodes with you, cousin. In fact, is that part of the series on up there on your side of the line?

[DBTrek]

I don't spill my seed in sin, cousin, I save it all for the wife, wouldn't want to cross the baby Jesus now, the baby Jesus might forgive them strippers, but that don't mean he wants you up in that common bawdy house with them wayward souls, thought you was God fearin', cousin?

I'd like to watch some of the 1968-1975 Gunsmoke episodes with you, cousin. In fact, is that part of the series on up there on your side of the line?

No, it’s Canada.
They’ll probably get it in early 2021.

[Smitty-48]

I don't spill my seed in sin, cousin, I save it all for the wife, wouldn't want to cross the baby Jesus now, the baby Jesus might forgive them strippers, but that don't mean he wants you up in that common bawdy house with them wayward souls, thought you was God fearin', cousin?

I'd like to watch some of the 1968-1975 Gunsmoke episodes with you, cousin. In fact, is that part of the series on up there on your side of the line?

HM old school Orangeman of the Crown in Upper Canada, cousin, 1868-1875 is more my speed. ;]