Vault 7 - Happening

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:36 pm

Fife wrote:He turned round, and for a second almost failed to recognize her. What he had actually expected was to see her naked. But she was not naked. The transformation that had happened was much more surprising than that. She had painted her face.
AND THEN WINSTON FOUND A SAFETY RAZOR ON THE BLACK MARKET AND INSTEAD OF SHAVING HIS BALLS FOR ROUGH SEX HE DECIDED TO CUT THEM OFF SHORTLY BEFORE NECKING HIMSELF.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by Calculus Man » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:37 pm

You have to admit, dough, apeman's reference was spot-on.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:39 pm

It was but fife has been quoting this book non stop for years. He won't stop and now he's just living in some kind of fantasy world where he's the righteous lolb fighting the system like it's a game instead of doing the right thing for the future generations he played a part in fucking up.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:47 pm

Well, I mean it is true that if we gain control of the government, we are shipping libertarians and marxists off together to live on a lunar prison mining colony.

The CIA already has the tools to help us identify them quickly, locate them, and physically remove them from the planet.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:50 pm

Lolbs are more dangerous than commies. It would be a bad idea to put them in general pop together. Commies are predictable. Lolbs have a certain shiftiness about them.
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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:50 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:Lolbs are more dangerous than commies. It would be a bad idea to put them in general pop together.

They tried to get Hillary elected. They have to go.

If they cause problems on the Moon, then we vac their habitat and start over.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:51 pm

They did. They wanted a third party. For what? So they could be like Europe?

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by Fife » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:52 pm

She pressed herself against him and wound her limbs round him, as though to reassure him with the warmth of her body. He did not reopen his eyes immediately. For several moments he had had the feeling of being back in a nightmare which had recurred from time to time throughout his life. It was always very much the same. He was standing in front of a wall of darkness, and on the other side of it the was something unendurable, something too dreadful to be faced. In the dream his deepest feeling was always one of self-deception, because he did in fact know what was behind the wall of darkness. With a deadly effort, like wrenching a piece out of his own brain, he could even have dragged the thing into the open. He always woke up without discovering what it was, but somehow it was connected with what Julia had been saying when he cut her short.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:52 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:They did. They wanted a third party. For what? So they could be like Europe?

It was a ruse the whole time. It turned out that Johnson was deliberately trying to spoil the election so that Trump would not win. The people who voted for that clown have to go.

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Re: Vault 7 - Happening

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:53 pm

Right. Fuck this. I'm going to IHOP