This is MAGA country!

[Smitty-48]

John Rambo Jesus, that would make a pretty dope statue, not gonna lie.

If I was an American, I would name my kid John Rambo Jesus. JRJ for short.

[heydaralon]

What about Gloria Steinem-Norma McCorvey?

[Smitty-48]

John Rambo Jesus Smith for the first born son.

If there were girls, I'd just let the wife name them, whatevs.

[heydaralon]

Maybe Eugene Debbs Trumbo

[Smitty-48]

My wife says she would have named a girl Geneva, after her grandmother.

Her brother did that tho, so we have a niece named Geneva instead. Eva for short.

[heydaralon]

Nice. I have some partial swiss ancestry on my dad's side. Not sure how close they lived to Geneva, but my uncle went to Switzerland and found our ancestoral home. We even have our own family crest. It is a tree with a horn hanging from the branch. Pretty fucking sweet.

[Smitty-48]

Maybe Eugene Debbs Trumbo

If I get to pick the girls name, it would of course be Victoria Elizabeth.

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If I had to have more girls in order to produce a son, the second born girl would of course be Margaret Hilda.

[Smitty-48]

If I needed a third, Charlotte Louise.

[Smitty-48]

Then I'd start working my way through the Hohenzollern's, Augusta Sophia.