Toss him in a room with all the other neighborhood toddlers and one sharp knife and tell him your holding try-outs.GrumpyCatFace wrote:Would you be comfortable swinging a 3-foot blade around your yard with your son at home? Storing it for years? Never a worry in your mind that might lead you to think it's easier to just spend the extra 30 minutes outdoors cutting your homemade wheat?TheReal_ND wrote:Dude for real? Just send your kids to Boy Scouts so they learn how to properly use a knife if you don't know how to teach them. Never worry about pointy objects again. Jesus Christ a generation of commie cat faces would have been enough to do whole civilizations in.
And tell me how exactly you'd teach a 3-year-old about knife safety.
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HAIL!
Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Implying I don't start recording when he sticks objects in the light socketHanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Toss him in a room with all the other neighborhood toddlers and one sharp knife and tell him your holding try-outs.GrumpyCatFace wrote:Would you be comfortable swinging a 3-foot blade around your yard with your son at home? Storing it for years? Never a worry in your mind that might lead you to think it's easier to just spend the extra 30 minutes outdoors cutting your homemade wheat?TheReal_ND wrote:Dude for real? Just send your kids to Boy Scouts so they learn how to properly use a knife if you don't know how to teach them. Never worry about pointy objects again. Jesus Christ a generation of commie cat faces would have been enough to do whole civilizations in.
And tell me how exactly you'd teach a 3-year-old about knife safety.
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So, flooding?California wrote:I don't think the lack of basements is due to earthquake fears, its because of low topsoil levels and hard clay in generalGrumpyCatFace wrote:Then why would a bomb shelter be safe from earthquakes? And you can be sure that any nuclear explosion in California would set off The Big One.California wrote: Those don't exist out here
Move off of the earthquake shelf.
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Build a house on sand Penner
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I guess you can always hire someone with a scythe to harvest your wheat or plant another crop that doesn't need a sharp tool to be harvest?GrumpyCatFace wrote:I thought about the scythe, but there's too much potential for one of the kids to get impaled.Montegriffo wrote:I'd recommend you buying a scythe for the harvesting and maybe a sieve for the milling.
By sieve, you mean a filtering screen? We have that for pasta.
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When Grumps realises how long it's going to take him to harvest 1000 square feet of wheat with an oversized pair of scissors he may reconsider. He's still young though, my back is aching just thinking about it.Penner wrote:I guess you can always hire someone with a scythe to harvest your wheat or plant another crop that doesn't need a sharp tool to be harvest?GrumpyCatFace wrote:I thought about the scythe, but there's too much potential for one of the kids to get impaled.Montegriffo wrote:I'd recommend you buying a scythe for the harvesting and maybe a sieve for the milling.
By sieve, you mean a filtering screen? We have that for pasta.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Build a toolshed with plenty of locks.
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Keeping your tools locked up
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TheReal_ND wrote:Build a house on sand Penner