Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

[Fife]

I'd like to load you guys up for a tour of small and large counties across Tennessee, which is--I am certain--representative of the rest of the country. We'd get an inside look at how "driving school" and "community service" firms tied in with the local-yokel general sessions and juvenile court judges funds plenty of golf vacations in South Carolina, casino and debauchery junkets to New Orleans, and fun in the sun on the Redneck Riviera.

[C-Mag]

I'm mostly surprised at it being the legal system having the right to demand a private citizen pay some private organization money for their organization - especially when the case would indicate there already was someone else who ought to have recieved damages.

It is nuts. The SPLC is one of the big ones because they are tied into the DOJ and FBI at the national level. How this works is the government claims they are being 'collaborative', with citizens and citizen groups. Well fuck, that sounds really good, they must be listening to us. But that's not how it works.

It's the type of corruption that lots of money and mostly comfortable citizens allow to happen. To get rid of them would take a pretty serious system wide reset.

[C-Mag]

I'd like to load you guys up for a tour of small and large counties across Tennessee, which is--I am certain--representative of the rest of the country. We'd get an inside look at how "driving school" and "community service" firms tied in with the local-yokel general sessions and juvenile court judges funds plenty of golf vacations in South Carolina, casino and debauchery junkets to New Orleans, and fun in the sun on the Redneck Riviera.

Sounds like fun to me.

As long as there are some quiet country roads along the way where a man is free to drink a beer and bullshit with his buddies. Drinking and driving on country roads is a true pleasure. A little piece of Liberty to be cherished.

[Fife]

I'd like to load you guys up for a tour of small and large counties across Tennessee, which is--I am certain--representative of the rest of the country. We'd get an inside look at how "driving school" and "community service" firms tied in with the local-yokel general sessions and juvenile court judges funds plenty of golf vacations in South Carolina, casino and debauchery junkets to New Orleans, and fun in the sun on the Redneck Riviera.

Sounds like fun to me.

As long as there are some quiet country roads along the way where a man is free to drink a beer and bullshit with his buddies. Drinking and driving on country roads is a true pleasure. A little piece of Liberty to be cherished.

<staring out office window>

[Speaker to Animals]

I am not even sure you can drink and paddle boat any longer.

[Fife]

Sad!

(Will you be the designated paddler? We'll even have you run the trolling motor for most of the upstream stuff.)

[Speaker to Animals]

The trick is for everybody to have a snorkel and dive into the lake when the patrol boat comes our way. Then claim you have no idea who's paddle boat that is, you are just snorkeling. Probably should use Martin's card to rent the paddle boat.

[C-Mag]

Just need to get to more isolated areas.
Something with a population density of 1 person per square mile or less. A county where there's maybe just one sheriff and a deputy or two for a couple thousand square miles. No more than one state highway running through it.

Suddenly a world of Liberty opens up to you. Roll down the road, sippin beers, listening to paleo country, abusing tobacco, and shootin shit for fun.

In those moments, who rules the world, you do................. and no one else.

[Fife]

Top O' The Mornin', Officer! Yeah, we're out here on community service picking up cans.

[Montegriffo]

What they could have done is poison her old ass. I don't mean enough to kill her; just enough to make her sick enough to consider the IRL consequences of her callous and inhumane acts against an innocent doggo.

Maybe make her eat some English cuisine for a couple of days or something like that.

She definitely looks like she's eaten too much American food. A decent shepherds pie would do her a world of good. Maybe stay away from syrup sponge and apple pie though.