NFL 2017

[SuburbanFarmer]

I'm told the Bears were a few yards from beating the Falcons

[C-Mag]

I'm told the Bears were a few yards from beating the Falcons

Yeah, Steelers barely beat the Browns

[C-Mag]

Mistakes were made....

Packers beat the Seakawks.My mistake, I should have known better, it was the Seahawks and all.

[C-Mag]

Week One NFL Social Justice Review
by Carlus Magnus

Week One was a banner week for Social Justice in the NFL starting with the kickoff game in White Privileged Foxborough, Massechussetts where there is hardly a colored face to be seen except by those hard working people of color on the field making billions for Uber 1 percenter Robert Kraft.
Foxborough is 97.1 % WHITE. The median Family income in Whiteville is a snobby $ 79,000, the average household income of a starvation number of $21,000. The Patriots(aka White Nationalists) were led by Trump loving, closet homosexual, Tom Brady who showed us all who he really was with his MAGA hat during the election. Brady and his equally repulsive coach Belichick most likely colluded with Russia to steal the Superbowl last January from the hardworking sons of slaves in the way of the Atlanta Falcons.
But the first game of the season served as a Notice to all White Nationalist Nazis everywhere……….. you can cheat us, but if you do we’ll punch you in the face, we’ll shoot you at baseball games, we will tear down your symbols of hate, racism and misogyny. The Kansas City Chiefs, representing Native Americans and Brown people everywhere carried that message to Elitist Beacon Hill on Thursday. Defeating the impotent White Nationalists on their own field.
Other winners this week include
The soon to be Las Vegas Raiders who represent Thug Life everywhere
The Panthers, that continue to show a strong black man can lead a team, and maybe someday a family
The Detroit Lions defeated the Arizona Cardinals, and they showed inner city brown people can stand up to rich, retired white people with Latino slaves.
Ezekiel Elliot won a Battle against the prejudice of White Owners and was allowed to play, reminiscent of Jackie Robinsons struggles.
The biggest win of the weekend came in the last game of the first week. When the Denver Broncos hosted the San Diego Chargers. This game was a window into what America could be. It didn’t matter who won, they were all winners, because we finally saw diversity at play in the NFL. The games play by play was given by a Brave and Courageous Woman, who finally broke the glass ceiling. In a post game interview she recalled how she was inspired by Hillary Rodham Clinton, and emboldened by the misogyny of Donald Trump to make this happen, to say, “Not in my America Mr Trump”. The color commentator was Rex Ryan, a man who clearly loves men in many ways, and has come out openly about his foot fetish, and it is rumored gets his wife to dress up as Mark Sanchez in the Bedroom. Then on the field, a Latino Sideline Reporter, who was born in Mexico, but was now working in America, doing a job other Americans would not do. When hired and asked if he could do sideline reporting of a Football game he said he had done hundreds, but as we all learned he had only done reporting on Futbol games. It did not matter, the Latino man spoke elegantly about Diversity of the two black coaches on the field.

It was a great weekend for Social Justice in the NFL, but there is still a long, long way to go. As a warning to all about Climate Change and Conservatives clinging to Fossil Fuels, Gaia taught America a lesson about Ecological Justice as Hurricane Irma caused the moving of the Miami-Tampa Bay game. Last weekend the Arian themed Vikings defeated quintisential black team in the NFL, the New Orleans Saints. The Vikings are an offensive mascot and should be removed from the NFL. Sadly, LGBTQIA advocates cried when their chosen 49ers team lost in shameful form, however there was a bright spot as fruit smoothies and kelp chips replaced beer and pretzels at the game.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Week One NFL Social Justice Review
by Carlus Magnus
Then on the field, a Latino Sideline Reporter, who was born in Mexico, but was now working in America, doing a job other Americans would not do. When hired and asked if he could do sideline reporting of a Football game he said he had done hundreds, but as we all learned he had only done reporting on Futbol games. It did not matter, the Latino man spoke elegantly about Diversity of the two black coaches on the field.

LOL I thought that guy was autistic.

Michelle Tafoya's voice was less annoying than Chris Collinsworth, at least. Even if she had no idea what was going on.

[C-Mag]

Week One NFL Social Justice Review
by Carlus Magnus
Then on the field, a Latino Sideline Reporter, who was born in Mexico, but was now working in America, doing a job other Americans would not do. When hired and asked if he could do sideline reporting of a Football game he said he had done hundreds, but as we all learned he had only done reporting on Futbol games. It did not matter, the Latino man spoke elegantly about Diversity of the two black coaches on the field.

LOL I thought that guy was autistic.

Michelle Tafoya's voice was less annoying than Chris Collinsworth, at least. Even if she had no idea what was going on.

Well, as bad as ESPN tried to F that up, the play on the field was not horrible. I was surprised by Denvers offense. Looked pretty good even though they tried to blow it. With Jamaal Charles, CJ Anderson and Simian in the backfield these guys could do some damage.

AFC West has to be the most competitive division in the NFL.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I just want to say that this new intro they played before each game is the finest example of musical genius. Truly a song for the ages. It could not possibly make me more excited for an NFL football game. I look forward to consuming as much of their product as possible, in the coming year.

[C-Mag]

I just want to say that this new intro they played before each game is the finest example of musical genius. Truly a song for the ages. It could not possibly make me more excited for an NFL football game. I look forward to consuming as much of their product as possible, in the coming year.

I fast forwarded through that, had I heard that....... it would have made the Social Justice review.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I just want to say that this new intro they played before each game is the finest example of musical genius. Truly a song for the ages. It could not possibly make me more excited for an NFL football game. I look forward to consuming as much of their product as possible, in the coming year.

I fast forwarded through that, had I heard that....... it would have made the Social Justice review.

Fucking racist. How could you think that you have the right not to listen to this artistic young man with the half-functioning speech organs and a learning disability?

[C-Mag]

shit man, my privilege got in the way. I will now punish myself.