THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Fife]

TUCKER NOOOOOO




Save American consumers and workers from the evil Amazon! End the scourge of low prices, unlimited choice, and reliable delivery NOW! End $15+ starting wages NOW!

Gibs for all!! And Bezos is paying!

[Speaker to Animals]

Amazon workers literally have to use piss bottles because they are not given time to go to the restroom. Their delivery drivers are on film shitting on the streets because they too are not given enough time to shit in the day.

Libertarians really have a fetish for dying on stupid hills..

[Hastur]

TUCKER NOOOOOO




Save American consumers and workers from the evil Amazon! End the scourge of low prices, unlimited choice, and reliable delivery NOW! End $15+ starting wages NOW!

Gibs for all!! And Bezos is paying!

Don't think that was Tucker's point. End subsidizing low pay jobs. You got a job? No welfare for you! Let people who don't need a living wage take those jobs. Not enough of them? Raise the wages until all positions are manned. Or build robots. Whatever. But don't put the cost on the taxpayers.

[Fife]

Would workers be better off if Bezos decided to just shut the doors? No more "offloading" in that case, right?

If only we didn't have robber barons like Bezos ripping off everybody in sight, we wouldn't even need our monstrous gibs Leviathan. The Devil made us do it!

[Hastur]

Would workers be better off if Bezos decided to just shut the doors? No more "offloading" in that case, right?

If only we didn't have robber barons like Bezos ripping off everybody in sight, we wouldn't even need our monstrous gibs Leviathan. The Devil made us do it!

I'm sure the workers in the stores that have to shut down because people buy their shit from Amazon instead would appreciate a more level playing field.

[Fife]

Would workers be better off if Bezos decided to just shut the doors? No more "offloading" in that case, right?

If only we didn't have robber barons like Bezos ripping off everybody in sight, we wouldn't even need our monstrous gibs Leviathan. The Devil made us do it!

I'm sure the workers in the stores that have to shut down because people buy their shit from Amazon instead would appreciate a more level playing field.

It's Bezos' fault (and my fault as a Bezos consumer) that their shops aren't attractive to me?

That's a strange notion of a "level" playing field.

[Speaker to Animals]

Would workers be better off if Bezos decided to just shut the doors? No more "offloading" in that case, right?

If only we didn't have robber barons like Bezos ripping off everybody in sight, we wouldn't even need our monstrous gibs Leviathan. The Devil made us do it!

This is why we need to purge every last person like you from the GOP if we are to save this God damned country from what is coming.

[DBTrek]

How low-info voters think it’s going to go:

Bezos: I’m so sorry that some low-skill, low-productivity jobs don’t pay enough to support an independent lifestyle. I’ll pick up the extra costs and hand out raises so low earners no longer need government assistance.

How it’s actually going to go:

Bezos: They’re paid what they’re productivity is worth. You want to legislate me into paying them more than they’re worth? Nah. You guys go ahead and pick up the rest of the tab for their lifestyle. They can transition back to being fully supported by government assistance.

/shrug

Let’s not forget - number of people Jeff Bezos has forcefully employed against their will: 0

[Speaker to Animals]

Maybe we can petition Lord Bezos, in his grand beneficence, to grant the wage slaves a few minutes to shit on a real toilet.

[Speaker to Animals]

We might also petition his lordship to stop defrauding the entire country via the corrupt shipping deal he made with the USPS.