What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[Speaker to Animals]

Glad I left on a crusade to take Menzoberranzan.

[Smitty-48]

Oh, I get it now, that explains everything, never really got what that was all about.

So, in D&D, you're not allowed to deviate from your chosen of the above choices?

You can't make any choices which are out of character?

Just another reason I wouldn't like it, the Duality of Smitty ain't having that, Carl Jung.

It's more of a guideline for your character. Just a way to stay consistent.

In your case, it would be Lawful Neutral.

I think I'm more Jack Sparrow than I am Jean-Luc Picard, Picard is too strict.

[Speaker to Animals]

The bread box was too hard for you and now look.

[Smitty-48]

But when It comes to bread, I use a bread box. Can't just use a bag, the bread gets soggy.

[Speaker to Animals]

You're lawful good. Now help me destroy these degenerate pirates.

[Penner]

OK, what are his defenses ?
We should scout that first.

C-Mag goes off the boat to scout Mont's defensive in the dark. Unfortunately, his agility was only a 4 and Mont's defensive traps were a 6. C-Mag quickly gets snarled up in a net that was tied to a class 12 trebuchet. Which launched him and the net to a new realm- never to be seen.

[Smitty-48]

You're lawful good. Now help me destroy these degenerate pirates.

Maybe I am lawful good after all.

I mean, I cannot abide bags of bread just strewn willy nilly around the counter, it's intolerable.

[Speaker to Animals]

And pirate violating the king's peace is not acceptable.

[Smitty-48]

And pirate violating the king's peace is not acceptable.

Shouldn't we renounce our ways as Rangers, and becomes Paladins instead?

http://dustin.wikidot.com/paladin

Strider to Aragorn as it were?

Ooh, "Avenging Paladin", that sounds like fun. You can still fuck people up, you just have to say "Deus Vult!"

[Speaker to Animals]

Was thinking the same thing.

I played paladins back in the day. Never actually played a ranger.

Paladins are fucking awesome. It's a never ending battle against degeneracy and lawlessness.