Unite the Right

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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:00 pm

StCapps wrote:Trump doesn't need to be able to run fast, he just has to be able to outrun his political opponents. The opposition shows no signs of fielding anyone who is fleet of foot, to race against him, so he doesn't have to be the fastest runner on the planet.
Just throw out some red meat to the NASCAR masses, Hulk Hogan that shit up into a frenzy, cue the Rick Derringer and Lee Greenwood, USAF Thunderbird fly past, maybe some Abrams tanks flying Old Glory from their turrets, Liz Warren & Co don't stand a chance in the face of the Hulkster, the DNC better get Dwayne The Rock Johnson instead, because Presidential politics is basically the WWF, or E, whatever the fuck they call it these days.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by StCapps » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:03 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
StCapps wrote:Trump doesn't need to be able to run fast, he just has to be able to outrun his political opponents. The opposition shows no signs of fielding anyone who is fleet of foot, to race against him, so he doesn't have to be the fastest runner on the planet.
Just throw out some red meat to the NASCAR masses, Hulk Hogan that shit up into a frenzy, cue the Rick Derringer and Lee Greenwood, USAF Thunderbird fly past, maybe some Abrams tanks flying Old Glory from their turrets, Liz Warren & Co don't stand a chance in the face of the Hulkster, the DNC better get Dwayne The Rock Johnson instead, because Presidential politics is basically the WWF, or E, whatever the fuck they call it these days.
The Rock could win, I shit you not. But The Rock will probably just keep his powder dry for 2024 like everyone else, if he runs at all. Why go up against an incumbent Trump when you can just wait him out and face a non-incumbent republican stuck with Trump's legacy attached to their campaign instead? It's a no-brainer.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:03 pm

If only the Dodge of Peace driver had shouted Alahu Akhbar before running somebody over we'd not be dealing with this shit right now.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by StCapps » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:08 pm

Don't sleep on Dwayne Johnson, he really is the only one I can think of who would give the Democrats a chance to unseat Trump in 2020. You might think me and Smitty are joking about it, but I'm totally serious.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:11 pm

Denzel.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by StCapps » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:19 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Denzel.
He's even less likely to run than The Rock though. The Democrats wish. Also Denzel can't talk trash like The Rock.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:22 pm

StCapps wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Denzel.
He's even less likely to run than The Rock though. The Democrats wish.

He's also a man of faith. Not sure he can bring himself to run for the democrats after they rejected God three times in '12.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:24 pm

StCapps wrote:The Rock could win, I shit you not.
Don't have to tell me, it would be the Justin Trudeau effect, you don't take a reality tv star down with a wonk, you fight fire with fire, the Democrats have to out Hulkster the Hulkster if they want to take the Hulkster down.

Dwayne Johnson, Justin Trudeau, chicks dig em', that's half the battle right there, for liberals, more like 3/4 of the battle.
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Re: Unite the Right

Post by Fife » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:00 pm

"the rock" OK, kids.


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Re: Unite the Right

Post by StCapps » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:05 pm

Fife wrote:"the rock" OK, kids.


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The Rock would whoop Kid Rock's candy ass. Don't be silly, his eyebrow has more charisma than Kid Rock.
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