The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

[Smitty-48]

That's where you should work, Dukenog.

We'll polish you up, at Lockheed Martin, as a shareholder I'd hire you right now.

Golf shirt and khakis, working on the line, building the Texas Warhammer, full benefits.

[TheReal_ND]

England actually

[Smitty-48]

Here's one; Structural Metal Fabricator / Fitter.

Starts at $19.50 per hour, goes up to $34.50 per hour.

Qualifications;

To set up weld assemblies involving numerous locating points in jigs and fixtures; to use hand tools. To read assembly blueprints or production illustrations; to have a knowledge of the forming characteristics of metal and their reaction when heat is applied. To set up and operate computer aided robots and lasers to accomplish trimming and cutting of parts in preparation for welding.

Desired Skills:

This occupation requires the trimming, fitting, aligning, assembling, and setting up of prefabricated, tubular, machined, or formed parts preparatory to welding and the straightening and alignment of warped assemblies and parts after welding

[TheReal_ND]

That's not hard at all. You know what my father is? An engineer. You know what my grandpa did? Engineer. You know what his father did? Mechanic. You know what his father did? Well I don't know.

That shit is like falling off a tree it's so easy.

[Smitty-48]

Here is the work environment, hardly the coalface, it's like working on the Starship Enterprise, ayyo.

[Smitty-48]

And the best part is, you're serving your country, it's working for da Man, but dat man is George Washington.

[Smitty-48]

Why do Americans oppose this?

The F-35 Panther Texas Warhammer seems to be the essence of MAGA to me.

Why send jobs to Britain and France?

If it is behind schedule and needs more work?

That's just more work for Fort Worth Texas.

Ayyo.

[Smitty-48]

You think the British and French are on schedule and budget?

Please. Typhoon and Rafale are obsolete already, and they still cost two and half times as much as a Panther.

[TheReal_ND]

Idk it's great tbh. It's clearly the next generation of fighters writ large. Sure the f22 might be the superior fighter but it is getting old and Obama destroyed the jigs anyway. The f22 won't be replaced until it is but meanwhile we have these fucking badass f35's y'all. This shit is great. I'm sorry is there some base on Mars that is mass producing war ships? Is there some sort of alternate dimension I have to worry about invading us? No. The f-35 represents the long sword of our times. A truly noble machine. God bless it's cold mechanical heart.

[TheReal_ND]

This shit is modular. It's a new fucking platform. How hard is that to understand?