Outdoors thread

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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by Kazmyr » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:33 pm

Nukedog wrote:Also, Mexicans can't help but get stuck on the beach. This is the fifth or sixth one I've seen that doesn't have the IQ requisite for not getting stuck on the beach. I'm getting tired of it.
How do you say "drop the air in your fucking tires, dipshit" in Spanish?

Also, 4 strips of carpet and a shovel can go a long way to getting yourself out after getting yourself stuck.
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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by Ex-California » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:41 pm

Kazmyr wrote:
Nukedog wrote:Also, Mexicans can't help but get stuck on the beach. This is the fifth or sixth one I've seen that doesn't have the IQ requisite for not getting stuck on the beach. I'm getting tired of it.
How do you say "drop the air in your fucking tires, dipshit" in Spanish?

Also, 4 strips of carpet and a shovel can go a long way to getting yourself out after getting yourself stuck.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:51 pm

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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by Ex-California » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:24 pm

Kazmyr wrote:
Nukedog wrote:Also, Mexicans can't help but get stuck on the beach. This is the fifth or sixth one I've seen that doesn't have the IQ requisite for not getting stuck on the beach. I'm getting tired of it.
How do you say "drop the air in your fucking tires, dipshit" in Spanish?

Also, 4 strips of carpet and a shovel can go a long way to getting yourself out after getting yourself stuck.
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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by C-Mag » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:58 pm

Went creek fishing in the mountains caught a dozen Cutthroats. They were tasty.
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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:55 pm

Went down to a back to school BBQ hosted by the Student Veterans Association in Zilker Park today.

We rented two canoes and took all the kids on a little trip up and down the Colorado. Spent some time swimming in a spring fed creek that was ice cold. Went for a train ride around the park. Then got home and spent the evening riding bikes around the neighborhood with all the kids.

They should sleep well. Me too.
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:25 pm

Spent a few more hours on garden tilling today. It is unbelievably hard to dig through a foot of clay with a rototiller. Each year gets a little better though.
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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:30 pm

Why not build a terrace? You don't really need an incline for it to work. Just box in an area and fill it with good soil.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:34 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Spent a few more hours on garden tilling today. It is unbelievably hard to dig through a foot of clay with a rototiller. Each year gets a little better though.
Pawpaw used to get his neighbor to bring his tractor over and run through it with a plow every four or five years when it got compact.
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Re: Outdoors thread

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:26 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Why not build a terrace? You don't really need an incline for it to work. Just box in an area and fill it with good soil.
More expensive, and I'm interested in building skills for larger-scale food production. I need to learn about fixing bad soil, and a bit of permaculture.
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