WTF Canada?!

[DBTrek]

Last I looked at Canada, it seemed like $100k was pretty much the deal.
Show up with a clean record, $100k, and blah, blah, blah - you’re in.
Otherwise, GTFO

Basically. Biggest thing is if you are buying property and/or starting a business, that's the secret handshake.

Sure wish we had such a wise policy.

[Smitty-48]

It's like the guy who sells me my Cuban ceegars.

He's from India. But he wasn't poor Indian. He was upper class Indian. He's a businessman.

The vast majority of businessmen in Canada, are in fact immigrants.

That's literally the business class in Canada.

Most Canadian born Canadians want a government job for life, they think it is their birthright.

[Smitty-48]

We have a lot of Asian immigrants.

They are hyper conservative.

All they do is work,

All they do is strive to move up.

They live to make money, to pass on to their children.

They kinda creep me out actually. Little too conservative for my tastes frankly.

Cause they loves them some prohibition too.

I'm more of a right wing beatnik

[Smitty-48]

This is the problem with the Canadian right.

It's the Temperance Lady.

Nanny Prohibitionists.

That's not American Freedom.

They are not rugged individualists.

[DrYouth]

That's what Canadian conservatives figured out...

Immigrants are the most conservative of all the Canadians.

This got Harper elected for 4 terms.

It took the legacy of Canada's most famous liberal prime minister to take him out.

[Smitty-48]

If only Nevada would legalize cocaine.

Hookers, and Blow.

The Final Frontier.

Even in the hyper conservative American West; it was perfectly legal.

Let's put the Coca back in Coca-Cola.

[DrYouth]

Legalize it all.

Top to bottom.

It's the only policy that actually makes sense.

Prohibition is only a blessing for the mob bosses.

[Smitty-48]

In fact, in the hyper conservative American West, the idea that some people in Washington would make Coca illegal, would have been crazy.

Sure, they were Protestant Bible thumpers, but they actually loved their opium and coke.

Banning opium and coke, was Popery.

[StCapps]

In fact, in the hyper conservative American West, the idea that some people in Washington would make Coca illegal, would have been crazy.

Sure, they were Protestant Bible thumpers, but they actually loved their opium and coke.

Banning opium and coke, was Popery.

The Whore of Babylon and the Protestant Bible Thumpers make for an insidious prohibitionist alliance.

[Smitty-48]

Yes, of course, you sin. You are fallen, you are a sinner.

But that's between you and Jesus, it's none of the governments business.

The government's job is to liquidate the indians, not tell you what you can drink and smoke.