United Airlines beats the shit out of passenger

[Penner]

No way in hell the FAA approves that one. Everybody would pancake like dominos, on takeoff, without a backrest.

Anyway, it's another example of the fact that there is absolutely no limit to how hard a corporation will fuck you for a buck.

Dudes, that diagram kind of looks like this:

And the pathetic part is us paying for it l, along with the TSA Sexcapades.

Yeah, flying sucks and I wish that it could be better. I mean getting onto the plane sucks, because of the TSA and also actually flying suck as well.

[Fife]

You people are entertaining, at least.

When did the last new airline spring into being to challenge the fuckery of United?

When did the last automaker spring into being to challenge the fuckery of Ford, GM, Dodge, &c, ad infinitum?



What transportation clearly needs is MOAR GUBMENT. Amirite?

[TheReal_ND]

When did the last automaker spring into being to challenge the fuckery of Ford, GM, Dodge, &c, ad infinitum?

When Ford did.

Also, you mean Chrysler not Dodge.

[Okeefenokee]

I forgot. The TSA would fuck that up too.

I'm just gonna have to get an RV and hire a driver.

Would?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/201 ... 100075676/

http://blog.tsa.gov/2016/11/tsa-on-job- ... m.html?m=1

I'm a scaredy cat, but this "all fear, all the time, cause we're just gonna diiiiiiiieeee!" It's fucking insane. I want this TSA Kabuki Theater to go away as it's just a job program and propaganda tool.

You won't find many here who disagree.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You people are entertaining, at least.

When did the last new airline spring into being to challenge the fuckery of United?

When did the last automaker spring into being to challenge the fuckery of Ford, GM, Dodge, &c, ad infinitum?



What transportation clearly needs is MOAR GUBMENT. Amirite?

JetBlue, Spirit, and Frontier come to mind...

Not luxury travel by any means, but they are new competitors at least.

[Speaker to Animals]

Jet Blue

Tesla

[Okeefenokee]

Jet Blue

Tesla

Saw my first tesla today. Somebody in El Paso is a balla.

[TheReal_ND]

We don't do electric in Houston. I've seen one Volt a leaf and three Prius total in Houston. Ever.

[Okeefenokee]

We don't do electric in Houston. I've seen one Volt a leaf and three Prius total in Houston. Ever.

[Smitty-48]

What transportation clearly needs is MOAR GUBMENT. Amirite?

Clearly, no doubt the gubment will make sure that the airlines treat you right, there's no way the Chigago PD would ever let those bastards at United beat the piss out of you, passengers be getting slapped around up in here, somebody call the cops for crying out loud, this is an assault... oh... wait...

Pretty sure it was United who called the gubment, and the gubment was the ones dragging Mr. Miyagi's protesting ass out of the seat... let me just double check... oh yeah, that was the gubment, United didn't actually muss a hair on Mr. Miyagi's pretty little head, who knew?

As if whoever it was at United who called the cops, thought that the police were going to kick Mr. Miyagi's ass? What do they know? All they did was call the gubment for assistance, after that, it was out of their control, but surprise-surprise, somebody called the Chicago PD, and then somebody got roughed up, that's totally fuckin' shocking, I'd have bet that never happens in Chigaco, lol.

You know what the real problem was? Clearly the CPD is getting soft, because back in the day, they wouldn't have to follow through and actually try to grab the guy, all they would have had to say was "you better get your ass out of that fuckin' chair right now, or we will have to take you for a ride downtown" and the guy would have jumped out of the chair without another word.