C-Mag Is Dying from Corona Virus (NOT A SCAM)

[Speaker to Animals]

This is going to be Orlando, and I for one cannot wait to hear the faint "I need rice, bro!" voice lost in the mayhem.

[heydaralon]

I go to sleep at 8pm for an early shift. You all know what that means? Ambien time. Your boy is really thinking outside the box for various memes and internet strategies. This is also when I write my poetry, as Ambien is my muse.

Escaped from a lab in Wuhan/
We are told the global world is gone/
Locked in and starving the chinks are that/
Why don't they just eat a stray cat/

[Speaker to Animals]

Mix it with gin and some molly.

[heydaralon]

Orlando will be fine you see/
Because I got 1000 on my SAT/
I also have an associates Degree/
From Everest University/
In Urban Planning/

[Speaker to Animals]

I am sure Orlando as a whole will do just fine. Even the Puerto Ricans have the good sense to buy a little extra dry goods just in case.

[heydaralon]

Now a Haiku:



Gooks are locked inside
They have camera money
but not cash for food?

[heydaralon]

Haiku 2


Will China stink more
with all these rotting bodies
around or stink less?

[DBTrek]

This is going to be Orlando, and I for one cannot wait to hear the faint "I need rice, bro!" voice lost in the mayhem.

Motherfuckers are crazy.
Police welded these cats into their buildings and they're up there chanting "ADD OIL"??!?!

They clearly failed their survival instinct saving throw.
Critical miss.

[Montegriffo]

This is going to be Orlando, and I for one cannot wait to hear the faint "I need rice, bro!" voice lost in the mayhem.

Motherfuckers are crazy.
Police welded these cats into their buildings and they're up there chanting "ADD OIL"??!?!

They clearly failed their survival instinct saving throw.
Critical miss.

That's just a recipe suggestion.

[heydaralon]

They are yelling add oil at all the dogs and cats they see wandering the streets. You gotta understand, many of them havent eaten in 6 months so they are hallucinating canine family recipes at this point in their delirium.