DBTrek wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:00 am
Awww ... man. It’s no fun when the Canadians are dumping on Canada.
Maybe we need a swap. You and whoever likes America can come on down and settle, if you agree to take all these damn America-hating internet toadies that have never seen another country in their lives.
We have many “I’m moving to Canada” squealers already volunteering. We’ll even give you a good ratio, we’ll trade up to fifty squealers for every America-loving Canadian you send us.
What fun is that?
We already have boatloads of your America haters up here...
From the Loyalists onwards... it's gotta be like 25% of us.
But then Smitty's not gonna like ask permission or anything.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
I do wonder how Canada naturally evolved to be so left-leaning. Like, I get Scandinavians. They’re pod people. Their shit works because they’re like aryan carbon-copies of eachother who are all on the same page (though they’re beginning to figure out their shit doesn’t work when they import a lot of non-pod people). They have that whole Law of Janet thing going on.
But Canada? You’re like us, man. Pioneers, Indians, fur trappers, and highwaymen. Had to be rough to survive out here, away from Europe, living in log cabins and teepees.
How did you all get to be so different in your worldview?
DBTrek wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:09 am
I do wonder how Canada naturally evolved to be so left-leaning. Like, I get Scandinavians. They’re pod people. Their shit works because they’re like aryan carbon-copies of eachother who are all on the same page (though they’re beginning to figure out their shit doesn’t work when they import a lot of non-pod people). They have that whole Law of Janet thing going on.
But Canada? You’re like us, man. Pioneers, Indians, fur trappers, and highwaymen. Had to be rough to survive out here, away from Europe, living in log cabins and teepees.
How did you all get to be so different in your worldview?
The Liberal Party of Canada erased Canadian history in the 1960's, very much like the Nazis did in Germany.
The Liberal Party of Canada Flag is our Swastika.
The Liberal Party of Canada song, our Horst Wessel.
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We already have boatloads of your America haters up here...
From the Loyalists onwards... it's gotta be like 25% of us.
Well ... it’s fun for me to get rid of their asses. Let them take their self entitled-complaining up North and go live the utopian dream of Canada. They’re pretty sure you all will be more than happy to support them with your taxes while they draw welfare and complain online about how unfair shit is. They’re positive that Canadians will embrace and welcome that, because y’all are so woke, and hate capitalism too.
Sure ... they may not be productive in any capacity ... but did I mention they’re made out of meat? Fat, too. Big, meaty, fat, sedentary America-haters ripe for the picking come the next major blizzard. Easier to catch than seals.
Nothing like blaming all your ills on “the evil across the border” to blind the populace to how domestic policy is fucking them up, not the bogeyman.
Palestine -> Israel
Canada -> America
North Korea -> South Korea
I guess.
And before someone gets cute about Trump and illegals, I’d point out that America doesn’t blame Mexico for our shit being fucked up. We blame millions of Mexican individuals who won’t stay in Mexico.
(Oversimplification- I know)
