Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by C-Mag » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:33 pm

DBTrek wrote:Completely incompetent (to a dangerous degree) government worker will not lose job. Stand by, taxpayers, as you’re double charged for this position when a contractor will be hired to perform this job correctly. The incompetent worker will be retired to their government cubicle to play FarmVille until such time as they can retire with a full pension and benefits.

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Mr Miyagi better change his training program up from having his students sand the deck and paint the fence to understand the Ballistic Missile Warning System.
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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by clubgop » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:55 pm

Kath wrote:
clubgop wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Couldn’t let a thread go by without calling me in. You must be so lonely...
And you respond, your own children must not like you. You started this thread, without starting this thread, why would not wish to be included?
Errr... you may want to fact check on who started the thread. :roll:
I know reading be hard for you, but do try to keep up.
You started this thread, without starting this thread,
He was first in the Trump Era thread with this story and he was chiken littleing hard, I thought his kid got into the gardening supplies again.

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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by Hastur » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:21 am

:lol:

Pornhub released a chart of their video views from Hawaii on the day of the false missile alarm.

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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by BjornP » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:25 am

So that's how governments could raise birth rates... :think: :idea:
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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:09 am

A giant space rock is headed for Earth. It will break into two pieces, one hitting North America and the other hitting Western Europe. Do whatever you have to do to prepare. There's not much time..



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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by C-Mag » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:47 am

That graph is hilarious. Life was real again for a half hour.
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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by heydaralon » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:49 am

Is it possible that the missiles actually hit Hawaii, and that the news is simply choosing to not report on it?
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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:01 pm

heydaralon wrote:Is it possible that the missiles actually hit Hawaii, and that the news is simply choosing to not report on it?
Lol I was actually thinking that, until they started interviewing Hawaiians on the news.
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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by clubgop » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:10 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
heydaralon wrote:Is it possible that the missiles actually hit Hawaii, and that the news is simply choosing to not report on it?
Lol I was actually thinking that, until they started interviewing Hawaiians on the news.
Anything to stop that longform birth certificate from coming out.

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Re: Hawaii Missile Threat: False Alarm

Post by heydaralon » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:26 pm

I'm not even sure that Hawaii is part of the United States. Doesn't it still legally belong to King Kameyameya heir to the Pineapple throne?
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