DNC Reboot: They're Back, Baby!

[Speaker to Animals]

I think the reality here is that the progressives would kill us if they could get away with it; but they cannot, most of them are pussies, and the only outlet they have for their dangerous impulses (most of the time) is in insults. It's sad because that's really the only outlet these people have for trying to hurt us. Most of them, anyway. When they work up the courage they go on shooting sprees, so we probably shouldn't take their hatred too cheerfully.

[SuburbanFarmer]

[clubgop]

Are we looking for good SNL skits for the last 20 years? Cause Tina Fey/Sarah Palin was goddamn hilarious.

Oh imagine that the total not democrat hack thinks making fun of Sarah Palin was funny but there is no bias nope.

[PartyOf5]

Autotune cranked up to 11. Blech.

[clubgop]

Autotune cranked up to 11. Blech.

Well it is T-pain.

[clubgop]

It's nice to know the NYC elites can take a shallow breath and squeak out a brief criticism of their own party once every 11 months or so.


Wouldn't call it achieving critical parity, though, because that would be crazy.

Psssst... Don't look now, but I think POTUS is one of them....

Shh, no he isn't he is a Flushing usupor that they never accepted. So fuck you for throwing in with them.

[SuburbanFarmer]

It's nice to know the NYC elites can take a shallow breath and squeak out a brief criticism of their own party once every 11 months or so.


Wouldn't call it achieving critical parity, though, because that would be crazy.

Psssst... Don't look now, but I think POTUS is one of them....

Shh, no he isn't he is a Flushing usupor that they never accepted. So fuck you for throwing in with them.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLUB DESK

It seems that Donald J. “You’re fired” Trump is no longer counted as one of the NYC Elites, now that he is POTUS. Because that would break our narrative and feelz about Republican talking points. Film from Clubbys basement at 11.

[clubgop]

Psssst... Don't look now, but I think POTUS is one of them....

Shh, no he isn't he is a Flushing usupor that they never accepted. So fuck you for throwing in with them.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLUB DESK

It seems that Donald J. “You’re fired” Trump is no longer counted as one of the NYC Elites, now that he is POTUS. Because that would break our narrative and feelz about Republican talking points. Film from Clubbys basement at 11.

They never counted him as one of them. Look it up bitch. You are the one with the narrative bitch. That is as much a lie as you'd tried to peddle with the Russia thing, then we find put your girl Hillary was balls deep in Russia.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Shh, no he isn't he is a Flushing usupor that they never accepted. So fuck you for throwing in with them.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLUB DESK

It seems that Donald J. “You’re fired” Trump is no longer counted as one of the NYC Elites, now that he is POTUS. Because that would break our narrative and feelz about Republican talking points. Film from Clubbys basement at 11.

They never counted him as one of them. Look it up bitch. You are the one with the narrative bitch. That is as much a lie as you'd tried to peddle with the Russia thing, then we find put your girl Hillary was balls deep in Russia.

Other NYC elites didn't like him. Therefore, the billionaire NYC real estate guy is not an NYC elite.

GET OFF MUH FEELZ!!!

[clubgop]

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLUB DESK

It seems that Donald J. “You’re fired” Trump is no longer counted as one of the NYC Elites, now that he is POTUS. Because that would break our narrative and feelz about Republican talking points. Film from Clubbys basement at 11.

They never counted him as one of them. Look it up bitch. You are the one with the narrative bitch. That is as much a lie as you'd tried to peddle with the Russia thing, then we find put your girl Hillary was balls deep in Russia.

Other NYC elites didn't like him. Therefore, the billionaire NYC real estate guy is not an NYC elite.

GET OFF MUH FEELZ!!!

He made his bones in Queens or rather his father did, When he went into Manhattan they never accepted him so he has a chip on his shoulder about it and he fights back twice as hard. Perception is reality bitch that is the game. You want to put forward that Trump loves Russia yet your girl is giving them uranium because ahe doesnt like them. "Muh Russia! I hate domestic beer, I hate everything anout this country but ITS Mueller Time."