Sorry to hear about your Iguana.
I spent a lot of time with the critters when I was in Gitmo. The Cuban Iguanas are everywhere on the Naval Station, oddly enough they are endangered or extinct throughout most of Communist Cuban. Turns out he Cuban prols ate most of them.
''I wish I was in Tiahuana, eating barbecued iguana...''
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.