Meanwhile in Australia
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That looks like the monster from the Ring
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/australian-t ... 52495.htmlA teenager who went for a swim at a Melbourne beach and emerged with his feet covered in blood has stumped marine experts.
Sam Kanizay's legs felt sore after playing a game of football on Saturday, so he decided to soak them at the beach. About 30 minutes later, the 16-year-old walked out of the water with his feet and ankles covered in what looked like hundreds of little pin holes that were bleeding profusely. Upon returning home, his parents promptly took him to the hospital.
Kanizay's father, Jarrod, said hospital staff had no idea what kind of creature could have caused the injuries. So Jarrod went back to the beach the following night with a pool net full of meat and captured the animals he believes could have been responsible. He took a video of dozens of the tiny bug-like creatures chomping on the chunks of meat.
Jeff Weir, executive director of the Dolphin Research Institute, believes the teen may have been attacked by crustaceans called amphipods, which usually eat decomposing plant and animal scraps.
Australia is just fucking dangerous
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What isn't actively trying to kill you in Australia? At this point, I think even the vegemite is plotting to kill humans.
Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.
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Honey badger dgaf. I think it's a shame the people that conquered this insanely dangerous land are going to cede it to their immigrant replacements. Whatever though, I certainly don't want to live there.
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Unbeknownst to 9/10 posters here, they are having severe demographic replacement problems and housing market shortages. It's actually quite intense in a Australian kind of way.
Oh. And the sjw virus is running full bore over there.
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Yeah mate. How's the fag marriage vote going? Go ahead, I'll wait
Ur fucked m8
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Most definitely not a jackbooted thug. Just an honorable servant of the people.
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Epic movie voice: This fall Jack Wellington return in A Nightmare Before Kwanzaa.California wrote:That looks like the monster from the Ring
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1 mil for 17 people is 58K not a pittance but hardly a fleecing certainly not enough to draw attention from the record setting grifters of your party. Sen Mendez anyone.GrumpyCatFace wrote:Most definitely not a jackbooted thug. Just an honorable servant of the people.
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More concerned about the heavy shades and gas mask on a guy that’s responding to any “disturbance”.clubgop wrote:1 mil for 17 people is 58K not a pittance but hardly a fleecing certainly not enough to draw attention from the record setting grifters of your party. Sen Mendez anyone.GrumpyCatFace wrote:Most definitely not a jackbooted thug. Just an honorable servant of the people.
Don’t care about trannies, just don’t use my taxes for it.