Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu May 18, 2017 2:15 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
:banana-stoner:

Oh, bring on the drug war, then. Call up Sessions.
Tested positive for K2, synthetic pot.
(I'm on hold for Sessions.)
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu May 18, 2017 2:18 pm

California wrote:
Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
:banana-stoner:
PCP? :angry-screaming: :auto-iroc:
No, you're thinking of the unarmed black guy who was shot and killed by the white policewoman.
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Ex-California » Thu May 18, 2017 2:22 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Apparently he's admitted to smoking a shit ton before getting behind the wheel.
:banana-stoner:

Oh, bring on the drug war, then. Call up Sessions.
Tested positive for K2, synthetic pot.
(I'm on hold for Sessions.)
That synthetic shit is awful. This wouldn't happen with easy access to the real thing
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 18, 2017 2:22 pm

Every statehouse is going to pass laws against that crap after this.

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Thu May 18, 2017 2:30 pm

California wrote:That synthetic shit is awful. This wouldn't happen with easy access to the real thing
Are you thinking that the "real thing" isn't easily accessible in NYC?
O shit--I almost forgot--every time one of my friends flies in from California, I get the best I can find--kind weed with some stupid name, sour diesel, white widow &c.. They're always disappointed--so spare us that distinction, mmmk?
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Dand » Thu May 18, 2017 2:46 pm

California wrote:
Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

Oh, bring on the drug war, then. Call up Sessions.
Tested positive for K2, synthetic pot.
(I'm on hold for Sessions.)
That synthetic shit is awful. This wouldn't happen with easy access to the real thing
It's tragic. So many pointless deaths and injuries due to these pot alternatives that people resort to when they can't get the real stuff or find this cheaper.

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by heydaralon » Thu May 18, 2017 7:23 pm

I hope the judge rams a churro cart up this guys ass.
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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu May 18, 2017 7:24 pm

Oh he's fucked. I wouldn't worry about that.

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 18, 2017 7:27 pm

Looks like he admitted to smoking marijuana before doing this, not k2.

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Re: Car plows pedestrians at Times Square

Post by heydaralon » Thu May 18, 2017 7:38 pm

Hmmm. Maybe he thinks that will somehow mitigate the sentence or something. Most people who smoke weed do not plow into crowds of innocent people, so I'm guessing there is something mentally wrong with this guy. There's no way he was smoking weed though, because I heard Joe Rogan talk about how it makes you peaceful, creative, and empathetic.
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