Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

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Robson got kicked out of the Aryan Brotherhood because he got a gum transplant from a black ma
Excuse me what is this Talmudic Vision show (TV) plot you are describing?

AB isn't even racist like that tbh
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TheReal_ND wrote:
Robson got kicked out of the Aryan Brotherhood because he got a gum transplant from a black ma
Excuse me what is this Talmudic Vision show (TV) plot you are describing?

AB isn't even racist like that tbh
Oz is great man. Its basically a soap opera and you always need to suspend disbelief, but there are some real quality arcs. And a lot of rape. Definitely worth a watch.
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Talmud Vision.

That's all it fucking is.

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I heard about his suicide a few hours ago (and it wasn't in the morning) and I really don't know what to say. I mean he got like acquitted for two murders but he was still serving for one murder when he did it.
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Penner wrote:I heard about his suicide a few hours ago (and it wasn't in the morning) and I really don't know what to say. I mean he got like acquitted for two murders but he was still serving for one murder when he did it.
He should have killed himself burrito style. By wrapping himself tightly in a blanket and suffocating.
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They make burritos in jail. What do you think ramen noodles are made of? Crush them up fine and run them in a towel under hot water until it becomes pasty. Knead it up and throw your left overs in there. They call them.... damn I forget.
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heydaralon wrote:
Penner wrote:I heard about his suicide a few hours ago (and it wasn't in the morning) and I really don't know what to say. I mean he got like acquitted for two murders but he was still serving for one murder when he did it.
He should have killed himself burrito style. By wrapping himself tightly in a blanket and suffocating.
Honestly, I am not shedding a tear over this suicide. The man is a convicted murder and he was doing time and even Patriot fans hate him. I am just saying it feels a bit surreal hearing that he committed suicide after being acquitted for two other murders.
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I wonder where they get the ground beef... Here's a hint, probably from the same place that spoon went..
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Some prisons have farms. Pro tip: you're going to be working nut to but.
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I've been making a lot of tasteless jokes in this thread because he went to my college but in all seriousness the guy was a piece of dog shit. I think he blinded a friend in one eye too. What a dick.
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