THE ERA OF TRUMP

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:28 pm

"Big Mike" Obama, born Mikhail Solzhenitsyn in Yekaterinburg during either the 1962 or 1963 summer, received skin pigmentation transplants in order to infiltrate the black panther subculture. He arrived in Chicago with the cover name, Michael LaVaughn. From there he was accepted into a college sports scholarship at Oregon State, playing as a linebacker. In 1983, Mikhail went into sex reassignment surgery in order to cultivate the new Russian asset, Barry Soetoro who it turns out was a homosexual with a fetish for transvestites.

This stuff is real, folks. Straight from a former KGB case officer who defected to the island nation of Vanautu in 1988.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:30 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:"Big Mike" Obama, born Mikhail Solzhenitsyn in Yekaterinburg during either the 1962 or 1963 summer, received skin pigmentation transplants in order to infiltrate the black panther subculture. He arrived in Chicago with the cover name, Michael LaVaughn. From there he was accepted into a college sports scholarship at Oregon State, playing as a linebacker. In 1983, Mikhail went into sex reassignment surgery in order to cultivate the new Russian asset, Barry Soetoro who it turns out was a homosexual with a fetish for transvestites.

This stuff is real, folks. Straight from a former KGB case officer who defected to the island nation of Vanautu in 1988.
Give this man a beer.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:31 pm

No, no, no. I figured it out. This is DB. Look at that prose.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:33 pm

Free business idea.

If it doesn't already exist, create an app that generates fake intelligence docs like a meme generator.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by kybkh » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:33 pm

I guess, if I was Obama, I'd be busting Trumps balls too. The guy did make him show his fucking birth certificate just to prove he's an American. Lulz

That's all that congressman was saying, he was echoing the same assertions Trump made re: Obama.

Obama is like a kid wielding a mighty sword though and he's gonna end up losing a limb in the long run.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:38 pm

For all you (argumentum ad populum) Lefty's out there who want a Third Party!; you're getting a taste of how that works right now, far Left party (Bernie Bros) breaks with center Left party (HIll Dawgs), Right Wing Nutjobs (Trump!) come up the middle in the split and take power with a plurality.

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Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:41 pm

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You just gave this man a seizure. This is his wife. I'm calling the police.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:51 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:You just gave this man a seizure. This is his wife. I'm calling the police.
Right Wing Gif Squads.

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Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:55 pm

[Eichenwald reached out to] Berry posed as Don Henley from the Eagles’ who was, in the words of the New York magazine piece, a “pervy fan” and “obsessed admirer.” Eichenwald claimed that he did so only out of his “increased...concern of the youth and his fears for the kid’s safety.”

The level of misbehavior and irresponsibility continued as Eichenwald wired cash to curry favor with this child-porn site without the knowledge or permission of The Times:


Apparently Eichenwald cited "significant memory disruptions" -- you know, due to his "seizure disorder" -- when it came time to explain his actions.
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Post by de officiis » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:15 pm

Trump wins defamation case; judge says his 'intemperate tweets' are opinion
A New York judge has tossed a suit that claimed Donald Trump defamed a guest TV commentator in his tweets.

Judge Barbara Jaffe said in her decision Tuesday that Trump regularly skewers his critics on Twitter, and the reasonable reader would recognize his statements as opinion, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Trump’s “tweets about his critics, necessarily restricted to 140 characters or less, are rife with vague and simplistic insults such as ‘loser’ or ‘total loser’ or ‘totally biased loser,’ ‘dummy’ or ‘dope’ or ‘dumb,’ ‘zero/no credibility,’ ‘crazy’ or ‘wacko’ and ‘disaster,’ all deflecting serious consideration,” Jaffe wrote.

The suit was filed by a public relations consultant, Cheryl Jacobus, who says Trump’s campaign had invited her to interview for campaign communications director in May 2015, but she withdrew from consideration because she didn’t want to work for Trump’s then-campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski.

Early in 2016, Jacobus appeared on television where she questioned Trump’s stated motive for his threat to skip a debate and his claims of a self-funded campaign. She said Trump was a “bad debater” who “comes off like a third grader faking his way through an oral report on current affairs.”

Trump responded with tweets. One said that Jacobus “begged us for a job. We said no and she went hostile. A real dummy!” Another tweet said Jacobus “begged my people for a job. Turned her down twice and she went hostile. Major loser, zero credibility!”
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