Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:02 pm

I'm going to have to watch the movie before I can start giving accurate analysis of the movie. I'm just using well circulated talking points atm. I literally haven't seen a Star Wars movie that was memorable since the remastering of the OG trilogy. They all kind of sucked. I wanted X-Wing Rogue Squadron adapted for the big screen or the Sith Wars novels. I got a pile of garbage and quit watching them a decade ago.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:12 pm

I'm not a fanboi anymore, I could care less if they change it up, but I'll just wait until it makes it to tv, no reason to spend box office money on it.

But as a DIS shareholder, if we're leaving money on the table, if the new Star Wars is not crushing it out of the park, well, money talks and bullshit walks, so better get on the phone to Abrams then, crank up the Vader, Boba Fett that shit, find a new Han Solo.
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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by nmoore63 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:12 pm

The first new one, Force Awakens, if you don't like stars wars, you're not going to like.

Have you guys seen Rogue One though?

Its a good movie, independent of star wars.

Also, the next star wars movie, isn't a continuation of the current story line. It will be a Han Solo stand alone.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:25 pm

I want new original material.

At this point, we really need to start paying for it through something like Patreon to be released on YouTube.

Remember Pioneer One? That was a good attempt on a limited budget.


As far as all these films being so pozzed and fucking awful.. I think it's less a conspiracy and more a result of the fact that most films are produced and filmed in California. They are just putting out their own pozzed California culture. It's awful because Californians are generally awful.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:43 pm

I think the market is ripe for an Anti-Star Wars, you couldn't run it through Hollywood, but a Right Wing Space Opera would have a built in cult following, gimme a one page treatment for your Anti-Star Wars.
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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by nmoore63 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:09 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:I think the market is ripe for an Anti-Star Wars, you couldn't run it through Hollywood, but a Right Wing Space Opera would have a built in cult following, gimme a one page treatment for your Anti-Star Wars.
Episode 3 was supposed to be that.

It just sucked.

"We don't need shitty bought and paid for crony republic senate. Give us the Empire!"


I mean the whole shit about Bring Balance when your side is the wining is right up loser leftist crap alley.

Its a pretty easy case that places like Naboo would be better off with the Empire. They got shitcanned because the Republic sucked.


The movie just wasn't good, not sure Hollywood knows how to make that movie these days.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:10 pm

Didn't Naboo end up in civil war because of diversity? That was funny, at least.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by nmoore63 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:24 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Didn't Naboo end up in civil war because of diversity? That was funny, at least.
Galactic Empire
Following the rise of the Galactic Empire and Palpatine's self-proclamation as Emperor, Naboo hosted one of the new regime's military garrisons. Due to its status as Palpatine's homeworld, Naboo prospered during the Age of the Empire. Its economy and environment were regarded to be far healthier than most worlds which had been subject to Imperial rule.

Naboo after the Battle of Endor

When news of Emperor Palpatine's death had spread across the galaxy after the Battle of Endor, an outpouring of joy occurred on Naboo, the inhabitants of which considered themselves free at last.
See shits all wrong.

The Republic fucked Naboo. It was The Empire that saved it.

The audience should have been sympathetic to Ankin becoming Darth Vader after his wife and wife's planet get shithoused by the capitalist merchants protected by the pathetic republic. And Ankin should have been standing beside the Mandrin Jedi until the very end, then becomes Vader when its clear that only Order will save the Galaxy from this Chaos bullshit.

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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:26 pm

Right Wing Space Opera is basically the space monster enemies of space America vs. the American space army; needs a reboot.

The SJW's have a monopoly on space romance right now, need to fight fire with fire.
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Re: Stop Posting Star Wars Spoilers

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:53 pm

Personally I would ditch the American Space Army model, and go biblical, the Space Christ, no proxy "Force", the Force, is God himself, and the Empire, is the Space Pagans and the Space Jews. Go full Mel Gibson on them.
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